Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« on: 07/07/2007, 08:31 PM » |
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Ok post all your jokes here :dthumbup:
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Ametros
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Some dude called Kaotic.
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« Reply #166 on: 22/04/2010, 09:35 PM » |
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How many Adelaide footballers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't even climb the ladder.
Ouch. Did you think that one up? |
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Chalice
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« Reply #167 on: 23/04/2010, 04:44 PM » |
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Why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist?
Cuz you could easily fit another pair of tits in that gap.
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DonutKing
AWARDED - MR DEATH INC 2010 - FOR GAYEST PICTURE IN A THREAD
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #168 on: 23/04/2010, 04:54 PM » |
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But then it truly would be a waste because you only have 2 hands  3 tits is cool though  |
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Jstar
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Oh Hai Der Nubcake <3
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« Reply #169 on: 23/04/2010, 04:55 PM » |
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This Looks Shopped!
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JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE
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« Reply #170 on: 23/04/2010, 11:54 PM » |
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holy mother of god thats creepy.
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Project Alpha
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« Reply #171 on: 24/04/2010, 09:01 AM » |
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Holy crap... that is weird
What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder?
The Storm.
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JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE
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« Reply #172 on: 24/04/2010, 09:23 AM » |
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Holy crap... that is weird
What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder?
The Storm.
that joke is an fb group. |
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RoBB_NZL
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"War , war never changes"
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« Reply #173 on: 24/04/2010, 09:35 AM » |
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But then it truly would be a waste because you only have 2 hands 3 tits is cool though Thats just plain fucked up |
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KARNAGE
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #174 on: 24/04/2010, 10:58 AM » |
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Holy crap... that is weird
What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder?
The Storm.
that one was good ya bastard, i love the storm, good one though +1 |
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Virgil83
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Have you READ the DI Forums!?!
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« Reply #175 on: 24/04/2010, 07:37 PM » |
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But then it truly would be a waste because you only have 2 hands 3 tits is cool though Thats just plain fucked up Oh I dunno... that could be something worth doing, well, at least, it would be, if it was real... |
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Chalice
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« Reply #176 on: 24/04/2010, 08:00 PM » |
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I know i'd do it..one for each hand and one for NOM NOM NOM
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KARNAGE
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #177 on: 25/04/2010, 09:12 PM » |
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10. Yo Momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please.
9. Yo Momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
8. Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
7. Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
6. Yo Momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
5. Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
4. Yo Momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
3. Yo Momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
2. Yo Momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
1. Yo Momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
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SolidSmiddi
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« Reply #178 on: 26/04/2010, 09:03 AM » |
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Yo Mamma is so fat her belt size is "equator".
Yo Mamma is so fat she has her own postcode.
Yo Mamma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo Mamma is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Yo Mamma is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat when she went in the water the level rose 3 feet. In the ocean!
Yo Mamma is so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo Mamma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what are you doing?" She said "moving".
Yo Mamma is so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo Mamma is so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower.
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KARNAGE
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #179 on: 26/04/2010, 10:55 AM » |
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ya mums so dumb she got locked into Forty Winks and slept on the floor
ya mums so fat she got locked into coles and starved to death
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bray182
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« Reply #180 on: 01/05/2010, 04:49 PM » |
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late i know but thought i'd post them up
What has 34 legs and can't climb a ladder?
Melbourne Storm
What's the difference between a toothpick and the Melbourne Storm?
At least a toothpick has 2 points
How many Melbourne Storm players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they can't even climb the ladder
I went into K-mart the other day and got myself a Melbourne Storm dinner set, i had to take it back though, there were 2 cups missing
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