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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

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26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[Damit]

Ok post all your jokes here  :dthumbup:

[SolidSmiddi]

^ GOLD

[Ametros]

^ GOLD

Seconded and +1.

[Z00111111]

lol that's so fucking wrong it's awesome Emma.

[emmabimbo]

But hey I have more!

A cannibal walks into the clearing his tribe uses for a toilet. He sees his best friend having a shit and crying his eyes out.
"What's wrong with you?" he asks.
His pal looks up at him with watery eyes and asys "I've just dumped my girlfriend."


Baahhhhaaaaaa...!

[KARNAGE]

how do you describe trust?

2 cannibals doing 69

also I had to do another Tiger woods one

How do you know if a golfer is a sex addict?
He gets an erection at every hole.

[naf]

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, 
And two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? Asked Bluey.

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, 
Yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of 
Her bum. 

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew
out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. 

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody 
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen 
somebody do it.'!!!

[Jstar]

LOL
Thats awesomee yet so wrong

[mandatory05]

Ok, heres a sexist one...

A woman gets hit by a truck, whose fault was it?
The truck driver's, what the fuck was the truck doing in the kitchen?

[JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE]

lol

[Noraa78]

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

[MrX]

Thats frackin GOLD Noraa

[SolidSmiddi]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks him "rabbit, when you take a shit, do you you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies, "no problems at all, mr bear".

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

[bageled]

#Invalid YouTube Link#.

[KARNAGE]

Why aren't women good truck drivers?


You give them a load and it takes 9 months to deliver.


Also this is story that happened to a mate of mine.

He was waiting in the car minding his own business until he looks over a few car ports and sees some girl wearing a skirt leaning on a car, she then pulls the back of her skirt up (where my mate is really interested) and puts her finger up her ass.

She then pulls it back out and smells it. Then puts it back in.


and finally.

A prep teacher asks her class "say words that eat things up" that end in "or"
so she asks a kid one and he says "predator"
she says "good, any more?"
he says "condor"
she says "good, any more?"
he says "vibrator"

after nearly falling off her chair she says "good try, but it doesn't eat things"
the little boy says "my sister said it eats up batteries"

[bageled]

Also this is story that happened to a mate of mine.

He was waiting in the car minding his own business until he looks over a few car ports and sees some girl wearing a skirt leaning on a car, she then pulls the back of her skirt up (where my mate is really interested) and puts her finger up her ass.

She then pulls it back out and smells it. Then puts it back in.

Damn, you really gotta wonder...smelled like lube?