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28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

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[Damit]

Ok post all your jokes here  :dthumbup:

[YosimeteSam]

lol

[KARNAGE]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?


Anyone who can run,jump or swim is already out of the country.

[Jstar]

Thats Good +1

[KARNAGE]

What do you call an Aboriginal on your letter box?


Black mail.

[KARNAGE]

Mitch & Pat were looking out on a pier when they saw a huge ship, which had scuba divers on it.

Pat "I wonder why they (scuba divers) fall in backwards"

Mitch "what?"

Pat "they always fall in backwards, why don't they go forward?"

Mitch "don't be f*cken stupid, they'd fall back in the boat"

[ReRoll.au]

Yo' Mama is so fat,  when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan.

LOL:

Signs your mate is having cyber sex:

10) He is getting amazingly  fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!

[KARNAGE]

ya mum's so fat, she only knows 3 letters in the alphabet
K
F
C

[KARNAGE]

these are some pretty bad ones but anyway...

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich?


Why aren't women trusted?

do you trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die?

[naf]

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

 
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

 
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

 
Apparently I'm no longer welcome at KFC.

[bageled]

That really happened to you didn't it Naf?

[SolidSmiddi]

A guy went to the doctors for a regular checkup.

The Doctor started to check him out and quickly said "You need to stop masturbating".

To which the man said "why is that?"

The doctor replied "because its really hard to check you out while you are doing it".

[naf]

That really happened to you didn't it Naf?

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL

[Noraa78]

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records

[Ametros]

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records

That's good. +1

[KARNAGE]

How many Adelaide footballers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't even climb the ladder.