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[Damit]

Ok post all your jokes here  :dthumbup:

[Jakes2142]

BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again. Often heard prior to the delivery of a pineapple (q.v.), i.e. one is about to be 'shafted' with an unpleasant task.

[bageled]

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby..'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

[Jstar]

Rofl bageled

[KezKa]

+1 bageled funnest thing lol

[redivan]

What's the hardest part of baking vegetables?

Getting the wheelchair into the oven.

[KARNAGE]

An international teacher asks a question "What's your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"

An African student "what's food?"

A European student "what's scarcity?"

An American student "what's 'other countries'?"

A Chinese student "what's 'my own opinion'?"

[Chalice]

What's the hardest part of baking vegetables?

Getting the wheelchair into the oven.

BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAA

[KezKa]

im sorry karnage i dont get it?

[Chalice]

The chinese dont have their own opinion the joke insinuates that their government thinks for them and tells them what to think..which is true as far as Tibet goes

[Dex]

The chinese dont have their own opinion the joke insinuates that their government thinks for them and tells them what to think..which is true as far as Tibet goes

Also, Europeans are rich, africans are poor and so dont have a lot of food, and americans only care about themselves (and are dumb) so they dont know about countries other than  their own

[KezKa]

ty for explaining

[SolidSmiddi]

My lifelong dream finally came true.
A long night of wild sex in bed with twins.
I was telling a mate about it and he asked how I recognized one twin from the other.
I explained that Vanessa had a little heart shaped birth mark down low on her left breast, and Geoff had a beard.

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[SolidSmiddi]

A few weeks ago I went out and I met this sexy cougar age about 55 a the pub.
She came on to me and whispered in my ear "ever done a sportsman's double?"
I knew what that meant - mother and daughter at once.
I drove her quickly to her place.
We went inside as she called out "Mum - are you there?"

.

[Chalice]

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wrong  *goes to wash out brain, cuz I had a visual*

[Sillen]

Gold smiddi.