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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

18/02/2023, 07:09 PM Damit - join us on Discord https://discord.com/inv... ite/fYqDFYx

29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[Damit]

Ok post all your jokes here  :dthumbup:

[KezKa]

thats pro karnage.. lol

[KezKa]

Two factory workers were talking.
"I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.
"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.
He proceeded to climb up to the rafters and hung from them upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing.
"I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss.
So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
The blonde began walking out too.
The boss asked her where she thought she was going.
The blonde answered, "Home. I can't work in the dark."

Quite funny i thought...

[KARNAGE]

you know i heard princess diana was on the radio..........and the dashboard.........and the windscreen.

[DonutKing]

^ we were telling that joke within about 20 minutes of hearing about her death, back in 1997

[DonutKing]

Q: How do you prevent a deaf girl from reporting a rape?
A: Break her fingers

[Chalice]

DUDE.....wrong...go to the naughty corner

[DonutKing]

Yeah that was my reaction too, so I thought some people here might appreciate it...

I should point out that that joke is entirely in jest, I do not condone breaking deaf people's fingers. (Or rape for that matter)

[Chalice]

Explain that to the poor maimed girl screaming away on my front lawn

[Ametros]

Yeah that was my reaction too, so I thought some people here might appreciate it...

I should point out that that joke is entirely in jest, I do not condone breaking deaf people's fingers. (Or rape for that matter)

I find it amusing how rape is the after-thought..

[DonutKing]

It's not rape if they smile.

[Chalice]

or orgasm

Fuck we're bad ppl

[Project Alpha]

What do you buy from an abo garage sale?
your shit back.

What did the  15 year old abo girl say as she lost her virginity?
Dad get off me your crushing my smokes.


SO... we were hiding the christmas presents from the kids and found one we forgot to give them last year, so we decided to give it to them. Should have seen there faces when they unwrapped it...
Poor Kitten

[DonutKing]

LMAO at the garage sale one.... I feel dirty for laughing at it

[bray182]

Greetings Collegues,

Just need to vent.

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

[KezKa]

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga has balls.