Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
Clan Captain
Karma: 344
Posts: 6550
Why Are You Reading This!!!
|
 |
« on: 07/07/2007, 08:31 PM » |
|
Ok post all your jokes here :dthumbup:
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
 “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!” |
|
|
| |
|
Project Alpha
Guest
|
|
« Reply #76 on: 07/10/2009, 07:08 AM » |
|
A car full of aboriginals got hit by a train out the front of my house the other day, and i thought to myself. shit, that could have been me... and then I remembered I don't know how to drive a train.
I found a Christmas present I forgot to give the kids last year up in the Closet the other day, so I gave it to them. Should have seen there faces when they unwrapped it... poor kitten.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
bray182
Guest
|
|
« Reply #77 on: 07/10/2009, 10:07 AM » |
|
Why do abos smell
So blind people can hate them too
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
DonutKing
AWARDED - MR DEATH INC 2010 - FOR GAYEST PICTURE IN A THREAD
Legacy Veteran
Karma: 503
Posts: 4229
I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
|
|
« Reply #78 on: 07/10/2009, 02:21 PM » |
|
My home town has had some issues lately with racial violence. I heard on the grapevine that the local police were looking for an abo basher. I gave them a call but apparently it's not a job  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Z00111111
Legacy Veteran
Karma: 181
Posts: 2092
P.S. I'm Ceiling Cat
|
|
« Reply #79 on: 07/10/2009, 03:28 PM » |
|
yep aboriginal jokes still offend. but since this thread is all about offending people keep them coming. :lipsrsealed:
its ok i am sure the gods will punish you later.
But I'm white? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
KARNAGE
AWARD: MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS (26 Aug 2010)
Member
Karma: 44
Posts: 1435
That means I can also think inside the chimney
|
|
« Reply #80 on: 07/10/2009, 03:34 PM » |
|
i was gonna say the gods are colour blind, but even then theyd know you were white lol
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
MrX
Legacy Veteran
Karma: 149
Posts: 623
TF2 is my life
|
|
« Reply #81 on: 20/10/2009, 02:52 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: 20/10/2009, 06:12 PM by Damit »
|
Logged
|
 ............................. .............It's time to kick ass, and chew bubblegum... and i'm all outta gum".... |
|
|
Z00111111
Legacy Veteran
Karma: 181
Posts: 2092
P.S. I'm Ceiling Cat
|
|
« Reply #82 on: 20/10/2009, 06:20 PM » |
|
I don't find it funny, but I don't feel sorry for him either...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
MrMagic
Member
Karma: 32
Posts: 713
I Love My Crumpets
|
|
« Reply #83 on: 20/10/2009, 08:17 PM » |
|
what a f@#king retard
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
mandatory05
Senior Member
Karma: 105
Posts: 695
|
|
« Reply #84 on: 20/10/2009, 08:44 PM » |
|
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Pwned.
What an arrogant dickhead, serves him right for showing off.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Splints: "Mandy is a girls name"  |
|
|
Robbojlr
Senior Member
Karma: 25
Posts: 425
|
|
« Reply #85 on: 20/10/2009, 09:59 PM » |
|
haha owned
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
SolidSmiddi
Legacy Veteran
Karma: 142
Posts: 873
|
|
« Reply #86 on: 22/10/2009, 06:42 PM » |
|
Idiot.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Borat Jr
Guest
|
|
« Reply #87 on: 22/10/2009, 06:45 PM » |
|
haha Freak stupid boy.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
YosimeteSam
Guest
|
|
« Reply #88 on: 22/10/2009, 07:12 PM » |
|
I find that extremly funny...WTF i didn't leave that car there!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
bageled
Veteran Member
Karma: 375
Posts: 3330
Consoles are the future
|
|
« Reply #89 on: 22/10/2009, 07:29 PM » |
|
keep your eyes on the prize
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Virgil83
Clan Vice-Captain
Karma: 271
Posts: 1458
Have you READ the DI Forums!?!
|
|
« Reply #90 on: 17/11/2009, 03:11 PM » |
|
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"
The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it’s nobody from this building."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Downloads