Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« on: 07/07/2007, 08:31 PM » |
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Ok post all your jokes here :dthumbup:
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Number One
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I’m only here to drink beer and fuck fat chicks
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« Reply #481 on: 20/01/2013, 04:39 PM » |
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Why the daffy duck would you ask........ why, by all the gods why...
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 before I die I’m gonna suck a dick, and if I like it…Fuck me I’m gonna be pissed off
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DonutKing
AWARDED - MR DEATH INC 2010 - FOR GAYEST PICTURE IN A THREAD
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #482 on: 21/01/2013, 06:35 AM » |
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What's the donutking method
Abstinence.
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Sillen
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say cheese
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« Reply #483 on: 21/01/2013, 12:09 PM » |
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I had some absinthe yesterday. BLew my sox off
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DonutKing
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #484 on: 21/01/2013, 12:33 PM » |
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I had abstinence yesterday and blew into my sock
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Number One
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« Reply #485 on: 21/01/2013, 06:08 PM » |
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win pure win.
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« Reply #486 on: 25/01/2013, 07:13 AM » |
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LOL, awesome gumtree ad for a subaru brumby. clicky!
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« Reply #487 on: 05/05/2013, 09:28 PM » |
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LOL, awesome gumtree ad for a subaru brumby. clicky!Oh my god....that left me in stitches....
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« Reply #488 on: 06/05/2013, 08:47 AM » |
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LOL, awesome gumtree ad for a subaru brumby. clicky!Why can't all advertisements for cars and other reigns be as kick ass a this
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Alucard
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« Reply #489 on: 07/05/2013, 05:16 PM » |
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bageled
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Consoles are the future
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« Reply #490 on: 23/05/2013, 03:31 PM » |
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A man goes to a fortune teller to find out about his future. The fortune teller says "you will be poor and unhappy until you are 45" The man asks excited, "Then what will happen?" "Then you will get used to it."
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littletex1
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« Reply #491 on: 11/06/2013, 07:17 PM » |
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Whats the difference between an apple and a black man
There both hung on tree's
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« Reply #492 on: 12/06/2013, 06:37 PM » |
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oh geez tex, that was inventive, nothing like a good strange fruit reference.
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cryptochild4
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« Reply #493 on: 12/06/2013, 08:07 PM » |
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from someone with experience in Negro fatalities, what the fuck is an apple?
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Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« Reply #494 on: 13/06/2013, 06:58 AM » |
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littletex1
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« Reply #495 on: 13/06/2013, 09:21 AM » |
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I thought it was funny when i heard it  i got told more but cant remember them  Why are black people getting stronger? TV's are getting bigger
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