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RoBB_NZL
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« Reply #135 on: 01/07/2010, 04:14 PM »

ask someone for a jacket and proper shirt , if no one obliges rob the one which looks the weakest and richest
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« Reply #136 on: 08/07/2010, 04:34 PM »

You calmy walk up to one of the male passengers who is wearing a really nice suit...you politely ask him to stand..and he does..the knife your waving around may have helped him react so quick though.

As he stands you look him up and down and realize that his expensive suit will fit you perfectly.

What do you do?

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« Reply #137 on: 08/07/2010, 09:59 PM »

ask for the white shirt , jacket , and pants ,
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« Reply #138 on: 09/07/2010, 11:06 AM »

Using your knife as a pointer you politely ask the gentleman for his suit and shirt.

The gentleman says "No..I'll be naked you can have my jacket, but thats it".

The train carriage your on shoots around a corner at high speed reminding you that you are currently travelling on a single carriage train that has no means of control apart from an emergency brake and that is travelling at high speed.

What do you do?
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« Reply #139 on: 10/07/2010, 02:27 PM »

take jacket and thank the man then find pants , and a proper shirt , then examine surrondings outside carriage
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« Reply #140 on: 11/07/2010, 04:56 PM »

[open inventory, thank man for jacket and try to seem like a really disgusting porn star to on lookers if there's any, i mean batshit wierd kind of disgusting]
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« Reply #141 on: 11/07/2010, 06:09 PM »

You take the jacket off the man and thank him politely..you look around the carriage and there are plenty of other people wearing shirts and pants.

You quickly look outside the carriage...buildings and trees are flying past as it seems you are travelling at a considerable speed...up ahead, far down the track you notice that the main train itself hs stopped at an upcoming station...you need to figure something out or else you are going to smash into its rear.

you open your inventory

[INVENTORY]
A piece of paper with phone number
A Silver Key
A tight fitting womens floral shirt
A pair of Calvin Klein jocks
A pair of Socks with a hole in the big toe
A pair of nice DC shoes.
A pair of brown corduroy pants
A large Kitchen knife
A Cigarette lighter
A rather nice suit jacket


You then proceed to make porn noises and you approach the female passengers who are terrified and say comment like "How you doin?" followed by a wink..one lady looks offended as you hold up two fingers and flick your tongue around the gap.

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« Reply #142 on: 11/07/2010, 06:25 PM »

[besides looking mentally deranged, throw shoes in a knowingly failed attempt to stop the carriage due to the pushback of you throwing the shoes. put on pants]
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« Reply #143 on: 11/07/2010, 09:35 PM »

You sprint to the front of the carriage, scream loudly "DONT WORRY I'LL SAVE US!!!" rip off your shoes and throw them at the carriage door in front of you.

The train continues at its pace and the passengers look more nervous.

You are already wearing the brown corduroy pants and have yet to get another..better pair
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« Reply #144 on: 12/07/2010, 01:38 PM »

ask one of the passengers for a jersey or shirt that would suit a male , possibly trade it for your floral shirt , then find emergency brake and pull
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« Reply #145 on: 12/07/2010, 02:26 PM »

You begin to approach passengers with the attention of asking for a shirt to wear, but they all shy away from you...one lady actually opens the rear door and jumps onto the tracks...her screams of pain fade away quickly however as the carriage continues its journey.

You locate the emergency brake and pull it..the train begins to slow down rapidly and comes to a stop.

You can see police lights approaching your position from up ahead..what do you do?
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« Reply #146 on: 13/07/2010, 08:06 AM »

Release brake , get off train and run in opposite directions , examine surrondings again?
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« Reply #147 on: 13/07/2010, 08:46 AM »

The train slows down to  the point where you can jump off it..you sprint towards the rear door, open it, take a big breath and jump onto the tracks.

You jit the ground fairly hard and roll...unfortunately you didnt PUT THE KNIFE AWAY and it has gone straight thru the Bicep of your left arm and exited the other side,.

You are bleeding..but surprisingly not that much...but it hurts like hell.

You run off the tracks back the way you came and take a moment to look around.

To the left are alot of houses...looks like a typical neighbourhood....To the right is a park.

The police lights and sirens are getting closer...What do you do?
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« Reply #148 on: 13/07/2010, 02:34 PM »

Wait in the bushes near the tracks and wait for the police. Jump out of the bushes naked as the police get really close. As they get out of their car and gawk at my naked awesomeness take the opportunity to rip out the knife in my bicep and fling it at one of the cops.

Realising that the knife sailed about 3 metres off target, I run full speed at the cops and clothesline one, taking his taser and tasing the other cop.

I put my hands on my hips as I triumphantly step on the chest of the cop I clotheslined.
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« Reply #149 on: 13/07/2010, 02:52 PM »

Something in you just....SNAPS.

You're sick of running, 1st from the..IT, then the police.

You rip off all of your clothes and hide in the bushes.

Soon 2 police cars and a police helicopter arrive on seen.  Also above is a news helicopter

The following commentary has been taken from the news reporter in the helicopter circling above in regards to the incident -

Thanks Jeremy, we're currently circling an area just outside of Carnegie station where a man armed with a knife recently took control of a train carriage, assaulting 2 ticket checkers, before releasing the cart.

Now reports have come in that the man robbed a gentleman on board for his jacket, before hitting the emergency brake, then leaping off the still moving train....police have confirmed that whilst the passengers were terrified nobody was injured.

Police now believe they are closing in on the man and belie....wait...wait....

The police appear to have located the man, he has just leaped from the bushes near the tracks towards the police and he appears to be naked.

Oh my god he has just ripped a large kitchen knife out of his own arm and hurled it at the police..the police are trying to subdue the man but he....oh dear he has just clotheslined an officer and tazered another..thats right two police officers are now down and the man appears to be posing with his foot on one of the officers.

These guys need back up and fast.

We'll stay with the story as long as we can..but it has been confirmed that a naked maniac has just taken down two officers and is currently posing for the cameras.


*end commentary*

The police and news choppers are hovering above you...you are now naked, unarmed and have lost all your inventory in the bushes due to your psychotic episode.

More police are surely on their way.

What do you do?
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