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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

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[Chalice]

You respond with a polite "yes", still disorientated and wondering how much you had to drink to be able to even contemplate fucking taht..that..that thing, let alone actually do it.  

It...rolls over and looks at you, half of..its...stomach now lays on the mattress, saliva has formed on the corner of ITS mouth and you find yourself thinking that IT looks like an albino Jabba the Hutt when it says ..

"I cant believe you asked me to marry you last night...YIPEEE I'm getting married today"

Now the story really begins...for now you must.....

ESCAPE THE HEFFA

[Virgil83]

Search the Room for anything that can be used as a weapon...

[Chalice]

You look around the room, there are empty pizza boxes lying everywhere and it smells disgusting, your clothes are scattered all over the room.  there is a dresser next to the bed and a cupboard against the left hand wall..the door is on the right hand wall and a window on the other side of the bed.


Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the room...however IT, is not making any hostile moves...unless you count being butt ugly as assault?

[Virgil83]

Ask her what her name is... so we can stop referring to it as "IT"

[DonutKing]

[ask for a shower]
[search for wire brush to scrub self with, to wash away the shame]

[Number One]

[get cloths on]

[Noraa78]

Chal, are you having flash backs to the melb DI meet again?

[Chalice]

[Ask Name]

You ask IT her name? IT briefly opens one eye and says "sweety..your kidding right my little cuddly wuddly bear?"

As...IT's saying this you feel bile rise in the back of your throat again because as...IT's...speaking you cant help but stare at the jelly type mass of flesh under it chin, because it keeps moving and swaying long after..IT...finishes speaking.

You shudder and decide that fuck it..you dont give a flying fuck what ITS name is.

 

[Chalice]

[Ask for shower]

You ask IT for a shower, but get no response..IT has gone back to sleep..you must have really sated her needs last night for..IT..to be this pleased and tired.

Instead you have a quick look the apartment and after stepping over piles of garbage, ratshit, half eaten pizzas and even a dead cat, you locate the shower

You have entered the bathroom...there is mold all over the wash basin, the toilet's plumbing doesn't seem to work as there is a large build up of fece's in the bowl, flies swarm all over it.

You peel back the shower curtain and decide not to have a shower after all..the mold build up is possibly lethal, there is even a used tampon in one corner of the shower.

In the basin cabinet you find a semi clean cloth and after wetting it attempt to clean yourself..but all you seem to be doing is smearing the vomit more and releasing the tangy odour of foul sex from your body.

You re-enter the bedroom

[Chalice]

[Put clothes on]

Deciding that you've had enough of this shit..you put your clothes on.

You are now wearing a blue collared tshirt that is covered in different varieties of alcohol and is nearly torn in two..from your guess you'd say that..IT..did it when..IT..was in a hurry to get your gear off.  In the shirt pocket you find a piece of paper with a phone number on it  and a silver key.

you put on your socks and jocks but you cant find your pants, no matter how hard you look...you put onyour shoes in case you need to make a quick escape..they are a nice pair of DC's

[INVENTORY]
A piece of paper with phone number
A Silver Key
A ripped blue T shirt with a surfer dude on the back
A pair of Calvin Klein jocks
A pair of Socks with a hole in the big toe
A pair of nice DC shoes.

[Jstar]

That bathroom bit mad me gag. No joke

[KARNAGE]

[stand close to door, say "yeah, last night was *feels vomit in throat* great, and I..."]
[try to run out door, maybe IT cant go without a forklift]

[Chalice]

You attempt to quietly leave the apartment, remembering how you were a Junior sprint champ, you get set to go.

You get your hand on the handle and gently turn it..."FUCK ITS LOCKED"

[KARNAGE]

[look for a window, then open inventory and look at silver key]

[Chalice]

You tip toe past the bed towards the window and look out..it appears you are on the 9th or tenth floor..too high to jump, but having glanced again at the THING on the bed..it may be worth the jump.

You pull out the key..it doesn't seem to be able to fit the window..which on testing is openable anyway, although you got a splinter prying it open...heading back to the door..the key doesn't fit that either..you put the key back in your pocket.

[INVENTORY]
A piece of paper with phone number
A Silver Key
A ripped blue T shirt with a surfer dude on the back
A pair of Calvin Klein jocks
A pair of Socks with a hole in the big toe
A pair of nice DC shoes.