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« Reply #30 on: 09/06/2010, 06:01 PM »

You quietly ask the person nearby if they can hear you? In response they roll over and you feel a large arm drape over your body, but do not answer back and continue breathing heavily.

HOWEVER..as they have rolled over to drape their arm over you the stench has become unbearable and you vomit all over yourself and the bed..the person has still not responded, but your chest is now covered in vomit.

You need to work out where you are and who this person is..then get out asap
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« Reply #31 on: 10/06/2010, 07:40 AM »

move the arm of the other person
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« Reply #32 on: 10/06/2010, 09:52 AM »

[MOVE ARM]

you quietly and as gently as possible lift the arm off you..as you do you notice their is vomit on their arm as well.

You are still laying on the bed, in the dark..with no idea where you are or whats happened, now covered in vomit, the smell is still overpowering and you feel like chucking again and your balls still itch like crazy
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« Reply #33 on: 10/06/2010, 10:07 AM »

[vomit on other person]
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« Reply #34 on: 10/06/2010, 10:21 AM »

You just cant hold it in anymore..the stench is unbearable and you vaguely remember doing shots of something last night, the combination is too much and you lean over and vomit all over the person in the bed next to you...wiping the stringy bits off your mouth your suprised that they keep on snoring...your stomach is now..thankfully empty.

You are still laying on the bed, in the dark..with no idea where you are or whats happened, stillcovered in vomit, the smell is still overpowering but now all you can do is gag and dry heave as your stomachs empty and your balls still itch like crazy
 
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« Reply #35 on: 10/06/2010, 10:37 AM »

well since you keep complaining about it I guess we should [scratch balls]
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« Reply #36 on: 10/06/2010, 11:50 AM »

You lay on the bed in the dark, covered in vomit and scratch your insanely itchy balls..it doesn't help and you think you felt something crawling down there.  You suspect you now have crabs.
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« Reply #37 on: 10/06/2010, 11:53 AM »

[put crab in inventory]
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« Reply #38 on: 10/06/2010, 01:32 PM »

[check for traps]
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« Reply #39 on: 10/06/2010, 01:36 PM »

You manage to grab a single crab and stick it in your shirt pocket..whether it will stay there or not is yet to be seen

For some unknown reason you check for traps on the bed..there are no traps on the bed.

You are STILL FUCKING laying on the bed IN THE DARK, person is layiong next to you and you have no idea where you are, how you got there or who this person is...your balls still itch and you are covered in vomit.
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« Reply #40 on: 10/06/2010, 01:53 PM »

[get out of bed and feel along the wall for an exit]
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« Reply #41 on: 10/06/2010, 03:42 PM »

(now you thinking)

You get out of bed and slip over your own vomit, you're not quite sure how much you had to drink last night but you sure as hell had alot.

Because the room is so dark, you stumble over shit in an effort to find an exit.  You stub your toe and knock something over that breaks.
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« Reply #42 on: 10/06/2010, 04:02 PM »

[feel for light switch on wall]
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« Reply #43 on: 10/06/2010, 04:21 PM »

You grope around blindly and find a light swith turning it on, it takes you a few seconds for your eyes to adjust, a moan comes from the bed as the light has obviously disturbed the other persons rest.

In the bed is an extremely large, overweight female...you think...she has multiple oozing zits on her face, she is completely naked, her underarms are hairier than yours and as she groans you can see several of her teeth have rotted away to stumps.

Going by the crabs  and the limpness of your penis...it appears you have had intercourse with this person.

She opens one eye and in a rather deep and husky voice says "Are you still staying for breakfast sweetheart?"
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« Reply #44 on: 10/06/2010, 04:33 PM »

[yes]
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