Well syk... I'm glad you asked!
1. I have yet failed to answer a question And I've had over 160 (8pages of em) asked :p
2. I was told to create my own thread many moons ago because I kept chipping into every thread with my unique and always correct insights into life, magic and dwarf sex... So yes, you do have to ask in the ask chalice section. Hint - the titles a dead set give away ASK chalice
3. There is no higher authority, have u even read this sub forum? Ignore Harry, he's just been touched by a clown one too many times... Would've gone easier if he just had of said "daddy", but nnnooooooooo. But that's ok... I can now blatantly school him by targetting him in all future responses!

4. In regards to " how to get 50 working girls etc etc" guarantee me a 15% placement fee and the girls will be there by Wednesday next week
5. Don't even know if there is a 5th Point... But if there is then, cheese, a piece of piano wire, a golf club, a racoon and some shaving cream should do the trick!
Hope that helps, nobody is capable of providing the sheer clarity of insight I can except Dex who would have to do live nipple piercings whilst webcasting himself in his zorro costume riding a shaved goat, he does that and I bow before my new overlord!!!!
Chal
Emperor of Uranus