Well Russian...I'm glad you asked.
I too have a problem with easter bunnies in supermarkets, I have the insatiable desire to crush their heads as I walk past...I cant seem to help myself and the missus needs to keep her eye on me constantly when I near them. I could quite literally stand there crushiong bunny heads for 5 mins and destroy every one in sight and have done so many times before.
Onto your problem though.
There are 3 possible solutions that I can see.
1. Swap to eating bilby's instead of rabbits and see if they pass through you as quickly..you may be allergic to rabbit you see?
2. chew through a box of these bad boys before eating them
or there's
3. (only to be used if 1st two dont work) The final option is to go the other way and get it all out of your system in one messy go. So have your bunny, followed by a cup of coffee, a shot of castor oil, and some laxatives. Pick up your paper, put on some tunes and head to the throne cause its about to get fucking wild in here.
If you do decide to run with option 3, there IS a way to make some money here. Hang up a blank canvas, point your arse at it, let the pressure build and hold...hold it....hold it....HOLD IT!...wait...wait...FIRE!!!!! Art Deco right there son and a fine piece of art it is. let it dry head to the local gallery and your new career path is on its way.
Hope that helps,
Chalice.
Destroyer of Bunnies
p.s. Its because of the milk content in their bunnies, try dark chocolate may help.
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