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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

18/02/2023, 07:09 PM Damit - join us on Discord https://discord.com/inv... ite/fYqDFYx

29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[Damit]

He was more than happy to share it with his body building buddys but not us

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3655520

[reggie]

wtf.......

[MrX]

ROFL

[KARNAGE]

WTFOMGLOL.

THAT WAS F*CKING HILARIOUS.
I don't think Ive heard of a more awkward and hilarious situation than that and I've heard a few.

+1, epic find

[DonutKing]

That has GOT to be fake

I weep for humanity if someone is seriously that retarded

He even says at the end if he'd brought a bottle to pee in he could have avoided the whole situation.

But fucking LOL either way

[bageled]

What did I miss, when did people start carrying around bottles full of their own piss because it is cleaner than using public toilets? When and where do you fill these bottles up...? Weird, but funny.

[Dex]

"Dude. Whenever I have an erection and I need to sh*tpiss, I put my dick down the bowl and sorta sit down on top of it and it like bends and feels like its gonna snap, but that way you dont f*ck your sh!t up."

[Dex]

Bageled did not believe pee bottles were effective, so he went to the bathroom and tried it

[mandatory05]

oh man wtf,
did not need to see that.
-1.

[Dex]

Mandatory!!
Don't -1 me for your weakness.

And just so you know, that was one of the comments on page two of that thread, i didn't google it

[Chalice]

ROFL ROFL ROFL *tears*

[naf]

That has GOT to be fake

he be trolling

[mandatory05]

ok, i +1 you back just for good measure.

[Z00111111]

Why does he keep going on about pee bottles?

I'd have done this:

"Dude. Whenever I have an erection and I need to sh*tpiss, I put my dick down the bowl and sorta sit down on top of it and it like bends and feels like its gonna snap, but that way you dont f*ck your sh!t up."

It'd take a complete moron to go 'I need to shit and piss at the same time really badly, I'll piss the crap.'