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KARNAGE
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« Reply #105 on: 16/12/2009, 04:01 PM »

yer he has. Or he has a computer at the beach (he commented a few mins ago)

So how about an update on how it went?
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« Reply #106 on: 16/12/2009, 04:16 PM »

dammit, she fucking left early while i was in the toilet
she left me a nice txt saying she had to leave..
FUUUUUCK
ill have to call her now.
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« Reply #107 on: 16/12/2009, 04:26 PM »

W/E mandy stop lieing u just didnt ask her did u?

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« Reply #108 on: 16/12/2009, 04:29 PM »

no man, i aint lying....
im really annoyed, because my friend went through all this trouble to set us up.
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« Reply #109 on: 16/12/2009, 04:47 PM »

Call her nao!
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« Reply #110 on: 16/12/2009, 05:56 PM »

who am i kidding, this isnt going to work.
im really sorry for taking up for time guys, but i have learnt some valuable advice..

Lachie out.
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« Reply #111 on: 16/12/2009, 05:57 PM »

MANDY!
If you can't man up and ask your lady friend out, then take the word "Man" out of your name

PS: I know how hard it is Smiley
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« Reply #112 on: 16/12/2009, 06:00 PM »

i know dex, i know.
no matter how hard i try, i just cant fucking do it.
no matter how many times you say, JUST DO IT, it aint gonna happen.
no matter how many times i try, i will fuck it up.
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« Reply #113 on: 16/12/2009, 06:03 PM »

Dude, did u text her back? What did you say in yur text> Good lord mandy tell me u at least text her back?

Ok l'm nervous now, can someone please get me a single malt scotch! No Ice.
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« Reply #114 on: 16/12/2009, 06:06 PM »

i did txt her back, i said how bad it was i couldnt say bye, and that it was a shame you left early.

this is a dead man talking, im probably going to send her flowers saying 'sorry for everything, Lachie.'
because ive got to tell her somehow.
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« Reply #115 on: 16/12/2009, 06:08 PM »

i know dex, i know..
no matter how hard i try, i just cant fucking do it
no matter how many times you say, JUST DO IT, it aint gonna happen.
no matter how many times i try, i will fuck it up.


Mandy sweet young mandy, don't disspear, we are here for you dude, what part do u think u fucked up, like how did u fuck up? Cos it sounds like to me, you haven't done anything as yet, that is not fucking up, that's taking your time, see the positive side.
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« Reply #116 on: 16/12/2009, 06:10 PM »

Sing her a love song at midnight outside her window.
Organise a full symphony  orchestra as well. The ladies dig corny stuff like that, that you see on movies.... Or thats what Cowcar told me.... But then again he also told me to unlock my window last week, and that didn't turn out to well
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« Reply #117 on: 16/12/2009, 06:12 PM »

I agree with Mrs Sillen..what are you sorry for?

This girl may be hanging for you to ask her out on a date dude...did ya think of that?

Trust me from experience buddy...you'll feel like shit if you dont ask her out only to find out she wanted ya and you blew it...so just pick up the phone...say the line I put in there several posts ago and see what happens...LIVE brother, dont waste ANY opportunity in life.

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« Reply #118 on: 16/12/2009, 06:14 PM »

ok, well for starters i cant ask the goddamn girl out.
she knows i like her, she knows she likes me, but yet i cant do anything about it.
ive had countless people say just do it, and even my best friends are getting pissed at me.
me and my best friend are drifting apart, and i am helpless.
it seems that there is no way out, and it seems that if i ask her out now, it will make me look like a dickhead for waiting so long.
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« Reply #119 on: 16/12/2009, 06:21 PM »

Here..I'll make you feel better.

When I was 13 I was in the Air Cadets..really wanted to be a fighter jet pilot..anyway.

About 6 mths after I joined this gorgeous blond girl joined and everyone was like OMG she is so hot...she was.

6 mths goes by and I dont do anything, just didn't have the guts and got no signals from her that she liked me.

An older girl threw a party as she was joining the airforce and invited all us cadets for a video night...my dream girl rocked up.

As the night progressed and we were all laying on the florr watching videos my dream girl laid next to me and told me she's liked me from day one..we kiss and cuddle for the rest of the night and man o man I was in love and in heaven..she gives me her phone number and tells me to call her.

The next day I go to call her and...OH SHIT I DONT KNOW HER FIRST NAME...in cadets its all last names Cadet Collins etc...I couldn't call her and ask for Cadet blah blah blah.."Oh I Cadet blah blah I had a great time wanna catch up?" Could I?

OH FFS...I start calling EVERYONE.."Do you know what her first name is?" ..."nope" SSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTTT.

2 weeks goes by and I finally find out her name is Lisa and call her straight away....nope you musn't like me you haven't called for 2 weeks and you broke my heart...why did you use me like that...I thought you liked me?

Broke my fucking heart and I'll remember that shit for the rest of my life.

Moral of the story...even girls who you think are way outta your league might have the hots for ya...but if you dont know their first names and you dont call em...you'll blow it big time.  You only think their above your league and too good for you because you like them so much bro...so you put em on a pedestal and they become godlike.

Call the girl...as long as you know her first name Smiley
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