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Virgil83
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« on: 18/11/2009, 01:29 PM »

Lord Chalice, who's wisdom is so infinate, I write to you on this fine day to enquire about a topic near to all of our hearts... that of Anal Bleaching.

In recent comments around the Death Inc forums, it has become apparent that anal bleaching is never far from our members' minds, and with this, and my extreme boredom at work today in mind, I wanted to seek your considered wisdom on the subject.

While I do acknowlege that =]DI[= DonutKing is the world's foremost authority on this subject, being a guru of unmatched proportion I figured you would have comments, tips, tricks and recounted stories up the wazoo (or perhaps, something to do with the bleaching of such) to share with us.

Lord Chalice, speak unto us on the topic of Anal Bleaching, so that we may all have a better tomorrow...
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« Reply #1 on: 18/11/2009, 02:03 PM »

While I don't want to intrude on Chal's turf, I do feel it is my duty to share some of my years of extensive experience on this topic, to provide an insight to the wonderful world of A.B. (as we in the biz say) to the newcomers.

Firstly, use a proper dermatologically approved skin-grade bleach. White King and Clorox simply will not do. Trust me on this one, its just not worth the money you save. We've all been there, I remember being a poor student, scrimping and saving where I can, living off tinned food and trying every trick in the book to AB myself on the cheap before going cruising for rimjobs... trust me, use the proper stuff. Don't skimp on your bleach.

Second, it helps to be free of hair around the area to be bleached for maximum effectiveness. Shaving just irritates and the regrowth is coarse and itchy, so plucking is the best method. It can be hard to reach the area to pluck properly so get a parent or neighbour to help you.  There is also laser hair removal available, which is permanent but also incredibly expensive. Besides that, who wants a sparkly laser shot at their arsehole, that's just gay.

Thirdly, after a round of AB it is best to avoid spicy foods for a few days or so.

If you find this advice helpful please check out my book series, starting with "AB Fundamentals: From the outside looking in" by D. Puncher (my pseudonym).
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« Reply #2 on: 18/11/2009, 02:36 PM »

OMG! Now l hve heard everything.
WT?Huh? Why would one engage in such an acitivity?
Chal, obvioulsy vrgil thinks you have great knowledge, so lets hear it? I'm actually really proud of myself for knowning nothing about this topic what so ever!
And l'm waiting for what Bohica has to say about it too.
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« Reply #3 on: 18/11/2009, 02:39 PM »

Ok, so now l know a little!
http://gaylife.about.com/od/healthfitness/a/analbleaching.htm
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« Reply #4 on: 18/11/2009, 03:13 PM »


Now you know all about it, Mrs Sillen we wana see your results.
Post them up here.
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« Reply #5 on: 18/11/2009, 04:20 PM »

Down boy!  :PDT_Armataz_01_19:
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« Reply #6 on: 18/11/2009, 05:11 PM »


Now you know all about it, Mrs Sillen we wana see your results.
Post them up here.

Ah i been looking into it further, and there is a two for 1 special, so if you come with me Smiddi, l'll do it! But you have to post your results too!
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« Reply #7 on: 18/11/2009, 05:12 PM »

My bad...i have abused my power by removing this gay thread... Here it is back in its glory...homo away....
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« Reply #8 on: 18/11/2009, 05:18 PM »

My bad...i have abused my power by removing this gay thread... Here it is back in its glory...homo away....

It's not homo... haven't you heard?  Bleaching can shave years off your looks!  ROFL...
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« Reply #9 on: 18/11/2009, 05:38 PM »

"Why Would Someone Want to Bleach Their Anus?

Anal bleaching is a cosmetic procedure to lighten the skin around the anus for a younger more even skin appearance. Some people dislike their melasma (or dark discolorations of skin patches) and seek to even their skin tone by bleaching. "
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« Reply #10 on: 18/11/2009, 06:27 PM »

My bad...i have abused my power by removing this gay thread... Here it is back in its glory...homo away....

Sorry you can't handle my pearly white asshole, hetero
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« Reply #11 on: 19/11/2009, 07:40 AM »

porn stars and gay men do it, most people just wipe
I almost fell off my chair reading this, +1
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« Reply #12 on: 19/11/2009, 08:34 AM »

hey how did i miss this topic for soooo long,  all chrisian gods be skined alive, i hate it when i miss the good stuff......

back on topic, what about the gouch, mines a fukin mess, what can i do to improve that realestate...........
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« Reply #13 on: 19/11/2009, 08:52 AM »

Well anglo, it depends on what sort of style you are after, and as everybody is different it can be hard to make a generalised recommendation.
I would suggest that you give me a call and make an appointment for an inspection (you can come to my place or I can go to yours), once I have got a taste of what we are dealing with I can give you advice that is best tailored to your gouch-related needs.
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« Reply #14 on: 19/11/2009, 09:37 AM »

+++^^  lol oh fuckin lol
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