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[BoHiCa]

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super-hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.

'Hey Batman! Who's good in the  sack?'

'Well  Superman, everyone knows that  Wonder Woman  is the best sex in comicland.
Why don't you try  her?' replied Batman

'I'd love to, but  Wonder Woman and I are friends.
So I don't  really want to take advantage of  her.'

'Damn shame.' said Batman as he waved  goodbye to Superman and drove  off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern. 'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?'

'Hey, Superman! Everyone  knows that Wonder Woman is  far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try  her?'

'Well,  we're sort of friends,' Superman said, 'but I  didn't realise she had gotten around so much.' and  he flew off in frustration.

Twenty  minutes later Superman was flying over a field  when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the  middle of the field, with her legs  apart.

Superman  was tempted. He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here.'  So with  a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in  and gone. Wonder Woman
stared up into the sky with a dazed expression.   'What the hell was that??'
she exclaimed.

'I don't know,' said the Invisible Man as  he rolled off, 'but my arse is killing  me.'



Credits.......

Superman Played By Sammy
Batman Played By Damit
Green Latern Played By Anglo
Invisible Man Played By Chalice.....


The END

[bageled]

farken, that is an old joke, I remember telling that one to my friends in primary school....

[MOSH]

Wonder Woman Play By Sgt. Fatman
haha

[Virgil83]

Wonder Woman Play By Sgt. Fatman
haha

But hold on, for the purposes of the joke doesn't Wonderwoman have a vag?  Oh, wait... yeah, of course, Sgt. Fatman... hehehe

[Number One]

WTF how come i always have to be the black cunt, fuckin arseholes, everyfukin time,

 :afro:
fuckin has me rolin man that was good haven't heard that one in ages.

nice hope my bit wasn't too much just playin



arseholes.................... .....

[Chalice]

Great joke....but ur a smartarse with those credits *walk off limping from sore bum*

[Sgt.fatman]

STOP PICKING ON ME?!?!!?!?!?!?!? however i would love to be wonder woman so i could eat wonder white breat and be wonder-full.......

[Z00111111]

Now now, I think we all know Wonder Woman in this comic was based off... Wait. That's going to end in pain...

Kids, don't sleep with clanmates wives.

[bageled]

Zoo, that made no sense
+1

[Paradox]

Learnt from experience Zoo?