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Author Topic: Man sues Lynx after failing to get girl  (Read 1863 times)
Damit
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« on: 02/11/2009, 07:08 PM »

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An Indian man is suing the makers of Lynx deodorant after he failed to get a girlfriend despite using their products for seven years.

Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is demanding Unilever pay him $91,000 as compensation for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by a lack of any "Lynx effect", the Daily Record reports.

Scantily-clad women throwing themselves at men wearing Lynx has long been a key feature of advertisements for the deodorant, which is marketed as Axe in India.

"The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe ... I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," Mr Bedi said in his court petition.

A court in New Delhi has accepted half-used body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels for forensic testing.

Unilever has refused to comment on the lawsuit.

Mr Bedi's lawyer Ram Jethmalani said it would be in Unilever's best interests to settle out of court.

"There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women," the Daily Record quoted him as saying.

"In fact, some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys."


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« Reply #1 on: 02/11/2009, 09:16 PM »

He has no case lol, i just had my legal exam on this haha

Judge will rule the advertisements were seen as puffs and his damages are too remote and dont fall within their scope of liability lol
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« Reply #2 on: 02/11/2009, 09:36 PM »

i don't know why you would bother... otherwise people could/would sue smoking companies for originally saying smoking was good for ya
Or Red Bull Gives you wings = /
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« Reply #3 on: 02/11/2009, 11:15 PM »

OMG im going to jump off my roof after a can of red bull
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« Reply #4 on: 03/11/2009, 05:51 AM »

OMG im going to jump off my roof after a can of red bull

This might help?
http://forums.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=6582.0

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« Reply #5 on: 03/11/2009, 07:58 AM »

litigation is a cancer on our society
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« Reply #6 on: 03/11/2009, 11:28 AM »

Hmmm... I didn't know Damit was based in India...or that he used lynx....there ya go Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: 03/11/2009, 12:42 PM »

Someone sued McD for a happy meal failing to make their kid happy. They won.
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« Reply #8 on: 03/11/2009, 01:18 PM »

Dont forget that the laws here in Australia are different to those in other countries.
They might win something like this in the US, but it would fail over here.

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« Reply #9 on: 03/11/2009, 01:26 PM »

Hmmm... I didn't know Damit was based in India...

He works in a call center, ofcourse he is.
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« Reply #10 on: 03/11/2009, 03:53 PM »

best one I heard was about 18 months ago when a woman who home schooled her son through high school. We was bullied on his first day at high school so she elected to teach him at hom. At 17 y.o turns out he has no social skills. She sued the NSW government for not providing a safe learning environment which lead to her son becoming a social misfit. She was awarded 1 million, and god knows how much the lawyers made or what the court costs were. The problem as I see it is that some judge see fit to hand out these judgements.
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« Reply #11 on: 03/11/2009, 04:22 PM »

It's tomes like these the judges should just thow out the case for stupidity

best example of this wasnin the states some guy delcared he wasn't in the right mind when he got caught speeding so the judge let go his $200 fine and banned him for driving as he doesn't have the right mind to drive and made him go to a theripist
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« Reply #12 on: 03/11/2009, 05:11 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: 03/11/2009, 05:49 PM »

it reminds me of some guy who tried to sue Apple because he put his macbook in his bath while he was in it and it broke.

he didnt win.

NSW one, wasnt it obvious to her that he'd be bullied?
of course he has no social skills, the only place he'd use em would be the fridge
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« Reply #14 on: 03/11/2009, 06:23 PM »

of course he has no social skills, the only place he'd use em would be the fridge

True...but when the custard starts going deep into Taoism..man, mind blowing stuff...and dont let me get started on how insightful yoghurt can be.  Shocked
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