LOL - Soz if I haven't got ya in here..it might not have your name..am working on everyone
AND IF YOUR NAMES BAD...DONT BLAME ME...YOU PICKED IT...look at mine FFS
Chalice - 1. Traditional, female receptacle for the PHALLUS, during a mutually congenial ceremony 2. Jamaican term for a bong, used to smoke weed through a combination of boiling water and a tube.
Damit - 1. The response to getting teabagged by an online psychopath 2. The piece of rolled up toilet paper that gets caught in your arsehole after wiping.
Dex - Karma's stunt cock
BOHICA - acronym, although pronounced as if it is a single word, for "Bend over! Here it comes again." Commonly used around the workplace when getting repeatedly fucked by the work center supervisor.
Noraa - 1. Hot, fun girl who's great to be around. Easily makes friends but if you're mean to her or her friends she's a complete bitch to get back at you and knows what she's doing.
Great kisser and takes things fast so can be a bit of a whore at some times but you won't regret being with her.
2. a teenaged girl who likes to tackle small children and eat tons of food constantly.
Bageled - drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord
Sammy - the sexiest man you will ever see. a pimp, someone who has a huge penis, and is a master at numerous sexual positions. to hump. Complete opposite of jose (Bet he wrote that himself)
Mandatory - A brand of heroin once extremely popular on the lower east side of manhattan.
Sponge - if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.
Sillen - 1. Some thing or Some one being Silly 2. the act of dogging on someone or putting them down while enjoying it; the target usually has no idea.
Zoo - Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual partner. Different from bestialists in that they have compassion for the animal. ROFL ROFL ROFL
Sargent - Means that the person (or thing) is hott in bed. Extremely intelligent, and intellectual. (he wrote that himself as well i'm sure )
Farmy - like the cheese, a fart that smells mature and ripe.
Bray - 1. To beat up 2. To be the best of the best, to be the victor the god the don of a situation, a god like status is associated with this slang term (pff turn it up)
Reggie - 1. regular weed 2. a big dick
Victor - A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it
Virgil - 1. a cool person, usually friendly and out going, forever a home slizzle 2. throw bitching party, in the abscence of ones parents and fuck shit up.
Gazza - 1. Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices. 2. Street name for speed. Derived from another street name for speed; *Gas*.
Fatman - 1.The codename for the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945.
2. a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM.
3. Simple, a guy who is fat.
Mosh - the pushing and shoving/punching done during heavy metal, rock, and punk music. An amazing way to relive stress and/or anger.
MrX - mister X is a person that you talk about with friends in code, usually a dealer of things that are code-worthy
Naf - An word mostly used in England to describe someone to be bad at a certain subject. 2. acronym for new-age-fag. guys who inappropriately wear designer label clothing.
Randomizer - A person who says alot of random things (how true is that)
Robbo - 1. A gay man who strives to get as much cock as possible. Practices incest nightly with his father and chats up boys.
2. A male with no backbone otherwise known as a coward
Slyke - 1. Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated. 2. A combination of the words slut and dyke. Used to describe a breezy,who is both easy and gay
Jimbo - 1. Jimbo is a man unparalleled in greatness. Jimbo is perfect in almost every aspect of life, but he is comically immature physically in the groin area. Jimbo, would you put some clothes on!
2. An accidental erection, that arises only in the presence of a gay stimulus.
Mummble - means "gobbledygook" or worded rubbish. A collection of letters which means nothing at all.
Junkers - A beat-up old jalopy of a car.
Cam - 1. Acronym for: ‘Crying And Masturbating’. 2. ridiculously good looking, an amazing man 3. to pull a cam-to receive oral pleasure from a girl you really really like, but then say something dumb like "Do you have herpes?" and fuck it up completely. 4. Cam, a name usually reserved for men with gigantic penises, and relativity large feet. 5. to accidentaly spill beer over somebody in a drunken state
Fate - Fate is a child, who likes to play games. Fate is a demonic creature, who pretends to be helping you. Fate is hiding in the corner laughing at you while you wonder sadly, 'why and how did all this happen'
Boratjr - the most god dam funny person in the world!
Paradox - 1. a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true 2. The collection of two docks
Giga - A person who is a complete asshole, and is totally ignorant. Also, usually a person who NEVER gets laid. :laugh2:
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