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Author Topic: Why The French Are Considered Cowards.  (Read 916 times)
Ametros
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« on: 08/09/2009, 08:32 PM »

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

Great stuff here.
According to this source, the most recent conflict that the French actually won, with no large amount of external help, was the French Revolution.  Cheesy

Apologies to all French who read this, but it is just for laughs, not being serious.
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« Reply #1 on: 09/09/2009, 06:17 AM »

LOL, an excellent read...

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." <- Greatest quote ever!
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« Reply #2 on: 09/09/2009, 03:37 PM »

yer lol

and did you know...

a french tank has 12 gears. 11 in reverse and 1 forward if they come from behind
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« Reply #3 on: 09/09/2009, 06:50 PM »

They did have most of Europe licked for a bit back in the day.  If it wasn't for an irish born pom with big boots who earned his spurs in india we'd all be eating snails.
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« Reply #4 on: 10/09/2009, 06:15 AM »

They did have most of Europe licked for a bit back in the day.  If it wasn't for an irish born pom with big boots who earned his spurs in india we'd all be eating snails.

The only way that the French ever have anyone licked is when they're on their knees with their heads between someone's legs...
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« Reply #5 on: 11/09/2009, 05:51 AM »

The french army are having a rifle sale. These are considered a particularly good buy, as they have never been fired, and only dropped once.
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