Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« on: 29/07/2009, 09:10 PM » |
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basically post funny pics and gifs
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« Last Edit: 05/12/2011, 11:02 AM by Chalice »
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« Reply #241 on: 14/01/2010, 09:39 PM » |
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no...no..NO RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH :PDT_Armataz_01_32: :PDT_Armataz_01_32: :PDT_Armataz_01_32:
Had a Cpl in the Army..when we went to malaysia he picked up this "girl" and started having sex with her in our common room on the malaysian base...we were all laughing our arses off at him cuz it only wanted to be done doggy style and up the bum...anyhoo...he's pounding away from behind and we could all see the "girls" big fella flopping around in time to the thrusts and were in tears...the Corporal kept asking "WTF are you laughing at"..finally we couldn't take it anymore and one of the blokes told him it was a guy...Corporals done the reacharound and gone "OH FFS".
Now...a normal man would pull out and run for the showers to curl up in the fetal position..or get angry...nope, not our corporal..he just went harder to try and hurt it. :PDT_Armataz_01_23:
i cant believe you knew corporal Amey, that guy was the biggest fucken deviant i knew at qstore.... |
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« Reply #242 on: 15/01/2010, 01:27 AM » |
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That wasn't his name..it was Cpl Dunbar...in Townsville 2RAR in 96....please dont tell me another guy did it too..has it become tradition or something?
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« Reply #243 on: 15/01/2010, 06:25 AM » |
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Oh wow I thought you were talking about Corporal Smith, that makes 3 of em  |
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« Reply #244 on: 15/01/2010, 08:49 AM » |
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OK THATS GETTIN SPOOKY, i knew cpl amey from SQLG qstore in 96, the bloke had been all over the shop, (he kept getting busted) he had been to somalia, cambodia,laos, lebanon, and malaysia. he was so freakin weird, he kinda kreeped me out.... but he did have some sweet storie's thou some made me feel like pukin... and none are fit to repeat here.
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« Reply #245 on: 15/01/2010, 09:02 AM » |
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Was he a reservist or FT?
He may have claimed the story as his own..but it was Dunbar, he was a mad arse pom, used to be a para in the UK.
And Donut I knew a smith..or Smiddi (no relation to ours)..mad fuker too (similar to ours) ..but there's alot of Smiths about so thats no surprise
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« Reply #246 on: 15/01/2010, 08:19 PM » |
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F'T. i cant remember if the story is a match but it definitely sounded like something he was known for doing. the guys kept telling me about the time he got busted with a "foreign element" in a bag of washing he was transporting onto base. also having to pay for injuring a little thing while on holiday in Thailand.
what is with you army fuckers, you guys do some sick shit for fun....
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Some dude called Kaotic.
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« Reply #247 on: 16/01/2010, 08:40 PM » |
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Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« Reply #248 on: 16/01/2010, 11:06 PM » |
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« Reply #249 on: 17/01/2010, 09:58 AM » |
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Lol Damit, lol.
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« Reply #250 on: 17/01/2010, 10:43 AM » |
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lol +1
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« Reply #251 on: 20/01/2010, 05:38 PM » |
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« Reply #252 on: 20/01/2010, 05:46 PM » |
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Just some spam. I read part of an article linked by smiddi. http://www.internetblackout.com.au/I loved this sentence. A dangerous precedent: We stand to join a small club of countries which impose centralised Internet censorship such as China, Iran and Saudi Arabia I choose to doublespeak it. An exciting precedent: We stand to join a small elite of countries pioneering centralised Internet censorship, countries such as Canada, Belgium and Denmark. |
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« Reply #253 on: 20/01/2010, 05:56 PM » |
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Lol Jstar. Code Geass  |
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« Reply #254 on: 21/01/2010, 09:47 AM » |
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Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« Reply #255 on: 23/01/2010, 05:04 PM » |
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Chal in the army  |
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