Quote of the day: Behold the Woman

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[BoHiCa]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give

Her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll

Give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a

Meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She

Multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her

Any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

[Chalice]

THE ABOVE IS WRONG

If you give her access to your friggin money she WILL NOT make it greater.

Maybe your credit card debt

[Virgil83]

I've always thought this more fitting:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make do with. If you give

Her sperm, she'll swallow it. If you give her a house, she'll

Clean it. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a

Meal, or at least she bloody well better! If you give her a smile, she'll give you head. She

should always do what is expected of her with what you give her, So, if you give her

crap, she should enjoy it as a "Cleveland Steamer".

[bageled]

Ahh virg, ever the romantic

[SolidSmiddi]

Nice take on it Virg

[BoHiCa]

so whats your wife's email address there virg

[Noraa78]

[Dex]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Chalice]

ROFL +1

[KARNAGE]

nice fair, un-sexist comments Virg