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shadowice558

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« on: 14/06/2009, 03:29 AM »

dear chalice, i have a problem and need some advice...
i recently got a new game called company of heroes, and proceeded to play it with some friends, it occured to me during my first 2 games that i may just be too damned good for humans...
after we steam rolled them both times and only managed to loose when we were playing with an AI against 3 humans i started worrying that i am just too awesome at games...
now i am really concerned that the people i'm playing with may have suffered severe harm to there dignity... please advise...


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Chalice

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Re: i'm worryed about my gaming.

« Reply #1 on: 14/06/2009, 12:04 PM »

Well Shadow...I'm glad you ask

1st of all...i was one of those people who you gamed with last night and I have never experienced such sheer awesomness before.

Whilst playing withyou several things occured. My monitor actually started to cry, my printer began to whimper, my mouse disconnected itself and actually ran out of the room and my PC committed suicide due to embarassment.

If your sheer brilliance is affecting your gaming there are 3 options for you to try.

1. In order to tone down your brilliance, play 2 games at once...so CoH and L4D at the same time. This should split your epic skills into 2 and thus make you appear to be just a really good player

2. Play using only your feet..OR superglue your face to your desk, insert 1 hand up your arse and keep it there and wrap the other one in barbed wire - Caution do not try and stick the barbed wire hand up your arse...do not get confused. This should be enough of a handicap that you become playable against.

3. Stick your head in a bucket of water and go f%$k yourself...you didn't mention the flogging you got on the last round did ya Kiss