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BoHiCa
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« on: 27/02/2009, 09:47 AM »

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this ..




'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .

 

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first .

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

 

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

 

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

 

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SolidSmiddi
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« Reply #1 on: 27/02/2009, 11:16 AM »

sounds logical to me. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: 27/02/2009, 01:26 PM »

hope you haven't sent this to my missus. She doesn't need anymore encouraging!  Smiley
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BoHiCa
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« Reply #3 on: 27/02/2009, 04:12 PM »

nah, i haven't but i'm workin on her signin up to like aunty ky
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KylieilyK
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« Reply #4 on: 27/02/2009, 04:50 PM »

nah, i haven't but i'm workin on her signin up to like aunty ky

lol...
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« Reply #5 on: 28/02/2009, 12:00 AM »

nah, i haven't but i'm workin on her signin up to like aunty ky

oh god,......


lol...

quiet you!
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« Reply #6 on: 28/02/2009, 05:45 AM »

I agree Kylie STFU...we start getting the misses involved and posts wil start appearing like -

WHICH IS THE BETTER BRA
GAME REVIEW - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
WHAT IS THE BETTER TAMPON
WHICH IS BETTER - HIGH HEELS OR FLATS

We dont need em - BTW Kylie WTF are you doing out of the kitchen?

P.s. I'm sooo in shit when she (or any other female) reads this.

P.s.s. I'd like to state here that Chalice supports womens rights and welcomes our dickless friends into human society...i am such a SNAG
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« Reply #7 on: 28/02/2009, 09:21 AM »

WHAT IS THE BETTER TAMPON
WHAT IS THE BETTER TAMPON?

i ask because a friend of mine....
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« Reply #8 on: 28/02/2009, 01:51 PM »

WHICH IS THE BETTER BRA

Could work with comparrison pictures..
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« Reply #9 on: 28/02/2009, 02:55 PM »

WHICH IS THE BETTER BRA

Could work with comparrison pictures..
Sammy has already started that with his avatar.
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