Rereading this from an OLD post and thought i'd continue the story (this was done over TS, whilst waiting for ppl)..i really shouldn't post stuff when i'm pissed...
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You have come to a dead end at a brick wall...there is fungus growing on the wall and a flickering light above your head.
The air feels humid and there is a sound of what appears to be a fan coming from behind the wall.
[EXAMINE]
You examine the wall closely and can see nothing of interest
[LOOK UP]
You look up and are momentarily blinded by the light
[HINT]
Your an idiot
[F#$K YOU]
Get f#$ked hack...try something esle instead of whining like a little bitch
[COLLECT]
...moron
[COLLECT...please]
You collect the fungus...as you are putting the fungus in your pocket you notice it glows in the dark
[SMOKE FUNGUS]
You sit down with your back to the wall and light up a spliff of magic fungus...hours later you realize you've been staring at the pretty light and have soiled yourself
[WIPE BUM]
You wipe yourself clean
[EXAMINE COCK]
You find nothing of interest
[CRY]
You are such a little bitch
[GO BACK]
You head back along the hallway and come to a T intersection...which way would you like to head?
You take the left hand passage...in the distance you can hear clicking
[FORWARD]
You have come to a doorway...the clicking has gotten noticably louder
[OPEN DOOR]
You open the door and find a middle aged man playing what appears to be BF2...he hasn't noticed you yet
[EXAMINE]
You examine the man closer and realize that you know him...it is your good friend bohica
[SLAP]
You slap bohice as hard as you can and knock him off the chair he was sitting on
[KICK]
You kick him in the guts as he's down causing him to curl up into the fetal position
[STOMP HIS F#$KING SKULL TO MOOSH]
you kill Bohica...you twisted little man you
[EXAMINE BOHICA]
Looking closely at what remains of Bohica's head, you realize that your foot stomping has actually improved his looks. Having exerted yourself during the kill you find that your heart is racing and you are on the verge of a panic attack.
[SMOKE MORE FUNGUS]
you light up more of the magical fungus and after a few drags feel better...ALOT better.
[PAT DEAD BOHICA]
You begin to pat the corpse of your dead friend Bohica and notice that his hair is really silky and smooth
[SCALP BOHICA]
You take Bohicas hair
[WEAR HAIR]
you just finish putting on Bohica's hair when the door opens and you see a man standing there with a stupified look on his face due to the fact that he finds you standing over a scalped corpse wearing someone elses hair that is dripping with blood, smoking a half blunt of magical fungus and typing imaginary prompt commands in the air
[SAY HELLO]
you attempt to speak but the magical fungus has numbed your tongue as well as your brain and your words come out like "Felbo who be dooby?" The man looks at you and says "It's all right Sammy...Uncle Virgil is here now and its going to be o.k"
The man leans back out into the corridor and yells "Damit...get in here, Sammy's freaking out again"
[CLIMB THE F*&KING WALL]
You attempt to escape the room by reverting to your pre evolved state of Mad Chimpanze...as your are clawing at the wall, dripping blood and smoking magical fungus, another person who you recognize as Damit enters the room and says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?" he looks down at the scalped bohica and says "oh god not again, this is what happened to poor Dex"..."I know" says Virgil "but at least he deserved it"..."i'll go get the tranquilizer gun"
[ATTEMPT TO REASON]
You take 5 quick breaths, turn to damit and say "I really can explain this"...again due to the fungus, Damit hears "I nearly ate a can of piss"..."O.k." says damit..."got anymore of that fungus?"
[GIVE FUNGUS]
You hand over a batch of magical fungus to Damit who proceeds to smoke another spliff with you...you and Damit are sitting on Bohicas corpse discussing the sexual appeal of tinkerbell the fairy when the door opens and Virgil enters the room with Noraa who is carrying a tranquilizer gun and appears shocked at the state of you and the room, taking particular note of the claw marks on the wall.
[RUN]
You stand up and attempt to bolt thru the door but are tripped up by Damit who has extended his legs and is screaming "I HAVE TEN TOES", you look up at Noraa and attempt to plead with him but all he can hear you say is "I'm a Gummy Bear"...he cocks the gun and fires hitting you in the chest...as you fall into a blissfull sleep the last thing you recall is Noraa and Virgil take a drag of your magical fungus and hear Virgil say "This really is good shit huh?"
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