Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage"

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[Virgil83]

For those who weren't aware, in addition to being Death Inc's resident IT guru, Chalice keeps the income streaming in by contributing to many IT publications and books.  Chalice wrote the entire series of the "Complete Fucking Idiots Guide to Computers" series of books, not to be mistaken with the better known "for Dummies" series, Chalice's version included much more swearing and threats of violence.

Anyway, besides all that, I thought I'd share a page out of Chalice's new book with you all, this page is from chapter 172 of "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage":



Any comments you want to add Chalice? Perhaps on your inspiration for this best selling book?

[RoBB_NZL]

HAHAHAHAHAHA where do you find this stuff its great omg "never use your laptop in a cardboard compactor"

amazing stuff boys amazing stuff

[RoBB_NZL]

may i ask if the award winning acclaimed writer Chalice of Chalice has written anyother best sellers which i may not have herad of?

[Virgil83]

I am not aware of there being internet-available examples of Chalice's other fine work, HOWEVER, I did manage to find a couple of shots from the period a few years back when Chalice was consulting to IT companies as a Motivation Expert. 

During this time Chalice created and trademarked several key Motivational Posters, now used to inspire IT workers and managers all around the world!  Here's a few from his wide and talented selection:















It is my understanding that Chalice is particularly proud of the posters he titled "Vision" and "Redundancy", and it is my understanding after many minutes of research that he used a photo of himself with his favourite horse, and a picture of his twin brothers respectively as the subject material for these posters... truly inspirational stuff!

[Chalice]

Yes its true...my brother (pictured above) ate the pony shortly after the shoot though.

Other titles i've worked on are - How to have sex with dummies for dummies, How to write a How to book part 2 (part 1 was How to How to), How to trap a Pc mouse, How to convert a 3 1/4 inch disk into a DVD, How to Bungee jump using Bungee cords (Occi straps), How to fight a pro boxing using only your teeth, How to check your PC for Hep C, How to monitor a monitor, and finally How NOT to have sex with goats.

How you enjoy this fine body of literature

[Z00111111]

I love the keyboard watch. It's even designed for Left Handers. Fuck you Righty!

[Chalice]

I love the keyboard watch. It's even designed for Left Handers. Fuck you Righty!

yeah i found having it on the left wrist is much better, i kept getting sticky stuff on it when i wore it on my right hand!!!

[Z00111111]

No, no no. It's designed to go on your right wrist, meaning Lefties can use their dominant hand on it.

[Chalice]

No, no no. It's designed to go on your right wrist, meaning Lefties can use their dominant hand on it.

Ohhh thats why my buttons keep getting stuck!!!

[BoHiCa]

no thats manjam chal, i bought u those wipes remeber use em