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[bageled]

So I come home from a week of 14 hour work days to find this in my letterbox



To give it some context, the street I am living on is a cul desac, and my place is right at the end of it. The three blocks at the end of the street are are triangle shaped, and the only frontage is the driveway.



Since I am sharing a house with my parents and their three cars and trailer, there is no room left for me in the driveway, so I park halfway down the street.

I'm at a loss.

[Z00111111]

They clearly know that you have nowhere to park out the front of your place since they dropped a letter off. That's retarded. Maybe go round and explain to them you have nowhere else to park and will set fire to them in their sleep if they don't stop hassling you about it. Fire solves everything.

[MOSH]

yeah, fire solves everything!
What about one of them roof racks with a hunting post so someone drives while the other hunts?

[naf]

Write back and tell them she's your wife.

[naf]

oh.. and read this

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

[Virgil83]

naf's right, you could take the same approach, make a drawing of a spider and offer it to them as payment for use of car parking space outside of their home...

Or just, bomb the fuck out of their letterbox.

[Z00111111]

Are there any old people living nearby? They'd probably be more likely to let you park out the front if you explain your circumstances. And then get your wife to show them her tits

[naf]

And then get your wife to show them her tits

NEWS JUST IN:
Bageled takes out restraining order on Z00 on behalf of his wife.



Anyway...  aren't you moving this weekend bageled? Be sure to park the moving truck out the front of their house with both your and your wifes car.

[bageled]

I had tears running down my face at that spider story.

I had something similar happen about a week ago.

A courier company cold called a few months back, and offered me a free delivery to anywhere in sydney to test their service. So I used them once then didn't use them again. A few weeks later, their accounts department rings me and asks me when I 'm going to pay the $12 I owe them I told him I had no intention of paying, and explained the free offer their sales rep had made. Then a few weeks ago, maybe a month after the first call, they call again and tell me that his general manager has reviewed the case and decided to pursue payment. My account was now $22 due to late fees. I spoke to my accounts department/my dad, who took launched a counter attack. He rang up the courier company and explained to them that since he had retired recently, he had nothing better to do with his time and would be more than happy to take the isssue to the department of fair trading. Dads rant continued as he began calculations about how much the time he would cost them, and how much that would cost the courier company in wages.

I got an email 30 minutes later saying they had credited me the $22.

I walked into the office halfway through this, and was laughing for pretty much the whole day.

[YosimeteSam]

Nah fuck that shit bageled, my little budy. Sammy to the rescue! Remember my friend i am on my way next weekend.

I am more than happy/willing to kick the living fuck out of these retards at NO EXPENSE TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. Also consider it a pleasure for me to proceed to jam 1 said keyboard right up ol mates ass!

Once i have finished stuffing this fucking chicken,i will proceed to his wife,who obvisouly wears the pants and is the man in thier twisted little sad exsistance.

I shall endeavour to ram the mouse fair up her puss! Now the puss has been feed a nice a tasty little mouse,they as a couple will completly understand that there is fuck all room in your street. You are not doing this to upset them nor their wanker friends, tool squeezer relo's or neighbours.

If all of this fails, which i doubt i will proceed to burn their house down and give them a voucker to Vinnies.


Sincerly and much <3

Sammy the Fixer 

[YosimeteSam]

oh.. and read this

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

naf that is simply awesome1 i had tears running down my face! Simply GOLD!

[Psych0Kyller]

sammy's solutions always work  :dthumbup:

[YosimeteSam]

sammy's solutions always work  :dthumbup:

I am here to plaese

[Virgil83]

Nah fuck that shit bageled, my little budy. Sammy to the rescue! Remember my friend i am on my way next weekend.

I am more than happy/willing to kick the living fuck out of these retards at NO EXPENSE TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. Also consider it a pleasure for me to proceed to jam 1 said keyboard right up ol mates ass!

Once i have finished stuffing this fucking chicken,i will proceed to his wife,who obvisouly wears the pants and is the man in thier twisted little sad exsistance.

I shall endeavour to ram the mouse fair up her puss! Now the puss has been feed a nice a tasty little mouse,they as a couple will completly understand that there is fuck all room in your street. You are not doing this to upset them nor their wanker friends, tool squeezer relo's or neighbours.

If all of this fails, which i doubt i will proceed to burn their house down and give them a voucker to Vinnies.


Sincerly and much <3

Sammy the Fixer 

ROFL... just... ROFL!

[SolidSmiddi]

back to the issue at hand - first check the law in regards to parking. Then polietly mail them back outlining the road rules and that your parking habits are witin the law. If they have a problem with these laws take it up with the RTA. I would also include the RTA's postal address for their convenience.