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[KARNAGE]

[put on apron and hold the biggest, sharpest utensil in the kitchen, when IT comes around close your eyes and say "he go froo the lestelant" and point at the dining area]

[Chalice]

IT comes pounding thru the back door..directed there by the homeless guy you pissed off.

She is greeted by you...clearly you..wearing an apron and holding a large knife and waving it back and forth...trying to do your best asian impersonation.

It fails you are left wearing an apron..the rear of which still shows you undies as you have no pants on, holding a knife and staring at IT as she says "Whew haven't exercised taht much since last night!!!"

"NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?..you're marrying me today mister!!"

What the fuck do you do?

[INVENTORY] FROM NOW ON YOU MUST SAY [CHECK INVENTORY] TO ACCESS THIS
A piece of paper with phone number
A Silver Key
A ripped blue T shirt with a surfer dude on the back
A pair of Calvin Klein jocks
A pair of Socks with a hole in the big toe
A pair of nice DC shoes.
A Chefs Apron
A large Kitchen knife
A Cigarette lighter

[KARNAGE]

[look around for anything flammable, that lighter could come in handy]

[Chalice]

You casually look around for something flammable..trying not to take your eyes off IT..just like you wouln't a wild animal.

There are numerous gas burners at hand

[KARNAGE]

[grab one, say "well i'd love to stay and chat but I have dignity". light gas burner, chuck it on the ground and run out of the dining area and out of the restaurant while IT has to deal with fire as big as IT's stomach]

[Chalice]

You calmly say "well i'd love to stay and chat but I have dignity". You then attempt to lift the stove (thus the gas burner)..but cant, its too heavy and you have just put your back out.

(movement speed reduced 50%)

IT keeps coming closer, you cant take your eyes off the stubbly chin and huge arms "ITS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME..I"M GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFULL BRIDE!!!!" She screams right in your face.

What do you do?

[RoBB_NZL]

Poke her in her pudgy eyes and begin to run out the front door

[Chalice]

Staring her in the face you quickly point to the wall and yell "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??" as her eyes break contact with yours you slam your fingers into her eye socket.

Because you haven't cut your nails recently you feel her right eye burst on your index finger, because in a panic you 've used too much force.

As you pull your fingers out of her eye socket you pull the eye out of its socket....IT'S right eye is hanging down her cheek...a normal person would freak, IT gets angry.

You burst thru the kitchen door into the main dining room, there are patrons sitting down eating meals everywhere..wending your way between tables you zig zag toward the front door desperately...behind you, from the crashing noises, IT is mereley up ending tables and barging a way thru the resteraunt behind you.

You bolt out the front door and find yourself on a main road...shops line the street, 100 meters to the left is a Cafe judging by the chairs and tables on the footpath, to the right are more shops, the street is crowded with people.

what do you do?

[KARNAGE]

[run towards shops, if your really cunning then steal clothes and attempt to put them on as quickly as possible]

[Chalice]

After quickly looking left and right you sprint to the right towards the shops...weaving in and out of the busy crowd.  You sprint past a clothing store and quiickly snatch a shirt and some trousers from the racks out the front.

Ducking into a store front you quickly don the new garments.

You are now wearing a ladies floral shirt that is 2 sizes too small for you and some brown corduroy pants that are 2 sizes too big.

you place your old shirt and apron on the ground and duck back into the street, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible whilst wearing a floral shirt that is choking the blood in your biceps and that you can feel tearing across your chest.

you are now heading down a busy street, up ahead you can see a train station on the right and across the street from that is a McDonalds...further along the street is a shopping mall with ATM's out the front.

Behind you, you can hear IT screaming in rage still..she has temporarily lost sight of you...probably because one eye is hanging down her cheek

what do you do?




[INVENTORY]
A piece of paper with phone number
A Silver Key
A tight fitting womens floral shirt
A pair of Calvin Klein jocks
A pair of Socks with a hole in the big toe
A pair of nice DC shoes.
A pair of brown corduroy pants
A large Kitchen knife
A Cigarette lighter

[RoBB_NZL]

Run to train station

[Chalice]

Still trying to blend in you calmy walk in amongst the crowd, wearing your pretty floral shirt, to the train station.

At the train station which according to the sign says Caulfield there is a ticket machine and two train station platforms.

On the sign it says that platform 1 heads to Dandenong and departs in 11 mins and Platform 2 says City departs in 5 mins

IT cannot be seen anywhere

what would you like to do?

[RoBB_NZL]

look for possible escape routes

[Chalice]

You look around frantically..there are many places you can go

What would you like to do

[KARNAGE]

[go to platform 2, you've had enough trouble as it is without going to dandenong]