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Condom factory burns down in N.Z. 
                                                                                                                                                                                   
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland,is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

Hillen, its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!!

I've just received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklnd hs burned to the ground.

It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week!

PM: "SHUT!!! - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted bebies - w'ill be ruined!!"

Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from....Brutain?"

PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!!"

Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"

PM: "I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck!!

That way they'll continue to respect the all blacks!"

Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms;

10 enches long; 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold. with small writing on each one...

                                  MADE IN AUSTRALIA

                                        - SIZE: MEDIUM

 

                             Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie... Oy Oy Oy

[C0L0N3L]

rofl.. silly new zealandish people, they should know better

[MXfLy]

lol...i like the way that the accent is presented.

[Shaada]

Could put any country's names in there...

Lacks sheep or Maori stereotype to be offensive to NZ.

[Lamiunto]

hahaha, awesome stuff

[Damit]

 

[Neji]

Win.

[Spirit Grim]

ROFL, very nice