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Dex
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« on: 29/11/2007, 07:50 PM »

Well guys, it has come to my attention that Z00 has yet to have 'the talk'. So i thought i would share my experience with him and all those others in the clan like Z00 and the CS:S boys who are yet to receive this talk.

Here is a typed up version of my convo i had with Z00

Z00 SAYS: Dex, how was I born?


Dex SAYS: Ah, my friend, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mum and Dad first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then He probably set up a date via e-mail with your mom and they met at a cyber-cafe. I presume they snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from your dads hard drive. As soon as he was ready to upload, they discovered that neither one of them had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!



I hope this helps all you boys out there. I have already had to talk to Naf about this earlier this week and it seemed to help him
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« Reply #1 on: 29/11/2007, 07:50 PM »

lol
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« Reply #2 on: 29/11/2007, 08:56 PM »

heard that before dex but made me lol again
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« Reply #3 on: 29/11/2007, 08:59 PM »

oh noes, i dl'd a virus.. halp.
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« Reply #4 on: 29/11/2007, 09:02 PM »

:S dex got issues with mum beating him as a kid so yeah be nice guys  :laugh2:
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