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[Virgil83]

Hi All,

As you know, I am a bit of a hobbiest in the arena of parody song writing... each year I parody a Christmas song for the Death Inc Christmas message, and I've done some other ones that have gained a bit of traction including a parody of "Advance Australia Fair" our national anthem with the theme of the shoddy state of Broadband Internet in Australia...

Normally I do these by myself, and the effort ranges between a few minutes and several days, depending on the complexity of the topic and the song I choose to use... I've never done a joint effort... for some time now I've been toying with the idea of doing a parody relating to our beloved clan mascot... Norton the Goat, and thought perhaps we could make a forum game of it...

So, without further adeu I'd like to invite anyone who wants to participate to join me in writing a song to celebrate our resident mystical and sexually open minded goat friend... to the tune of "The Lonely Goatherd" if you please.... see here:  http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesoundofmusic/thelonelygoatherd.htm for lyrics if you don't know the song...

One verse at a time...

High on a hill stood a horny goat;
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...
I'd just slept with that horny goat;
What a lay, what a lay, he was...

Folks all around all they heard was;
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...
Lustily he reared and clearly proclaimed;
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...

[Chorus]
What a lay he was, what a lay he was;
Oh that goat, oh that goat... oh he floats my boat...
What a lay he was, what a lay he was;
What a lay, what a lay, that he was...
[End Chorus]

A prince on a throne, oh he fucked that goat;
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...
The men on the road, they all shot their load;
What a lay, what a lay he was...

[Number One]

what tune is that too......so familiar


Folks all around all they heard was
 What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...
Lustily he reared clearly proclaimed it
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...

[Virgil83]

[Chorus]
What a lay he was, what a lay he was;
Oh that goat, oh that goat, oh he floats my boat;
What a lay he was, what a lay he was;
What a lay, what a lay, that he was...
[End Chorus]

A prince on a throne, oh he fucked that goat;
What a lay, what a lay, what a lay he was...
The men on the road, they all shot their load;
What a lay, what a lay he was...

[Chalice]

*The part where she chokes in the song, 1 min odd*

While drinking beer he then deepthroats her
What a lay he was, what a lay he was:
He pulled out a tit and done did grope her;
What a lay he was, what a lay he was...

[Skullmunch]

lol, how the hell do u guys come up with these things