Well Lemur...I'm glad you asked!
As you are thinking of attending a music festival there really is only one surefire option for your appearance.
Anyone who is anyone knows that in order to successfully attend these events you must exude power...and yet grace. Nastiness, and yet compassion and above all you need to rehydrate, as such I present to you the ultimate in festival attire -
Thats right...go dressed like Techno Viking and not only will you be able to punch the living crap put of anybody that bumps anybody and not be thrown out for it, indeed you will be applauded...BUT...everytime you walk the entire crowd will be compelled to follow you and randomly hand you bottles of water.
In addition you will be able to flap your arms and perform absolutely ridiculous dance moves and the whole place will fucking love you for it!
Note: Do not forget to stop and randomly point at shit to get the girls really wet and hungering for your Viking pork sword...take them to Valhalla and back my friend!
Hope that helps, hit a cunt for me and have a blast.
Chalice
The real Lord of Dance
p.s. ALternatively you can go like this..you will also be laid, bring lube, you can never have enough lube and you WILL need it!
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