Now that you've amused me, we'll begin.
We will cure of this by using what I call "The Eragon effect"
*Setup a camera that has a black & white filter on a tripod.
*Next using still motion tape a Gi Joe walking towards a pigeon.
*Now teh tricky part - grab the pigeon and using a hot glue gun, glue the Gi Joe onto the back of the pigeon...dont worry, pigeons love that shit, its like Anglo and hot wax, turns em on.
*release the pigeon and watch as "Saphira" and Eragon take their first flight...be sure to include the part where they richocet off walls, trees and culminate with teh pigeon...I mean "saphira" plummet to earth resulting in a thud and a puff of feathers...I mean "dragon scales"
Now kick the dead pigeon for being such a shit Dragon and take the tape into the editing studio.
As you taped everything in black and white, you now need to make it technicolour, so open up paint and enjoy putting colour into your movie frame, by frame, by frame...you'll soon get over it and be cured..that easy.
Here's a frame from a movie that I've made into technicolour to give you an example of excellent and near flawless Technicolour conversion -
WARNING - This may cause you to hear everything in Dolby surround sound!
Hope that helps,
Chalice
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