Syklone
AWARD: THE AI-FONDLER (27 Nov 2010)
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« Reply #60 on: 11/05/2012, 06:42 PM » |
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I wish for peace on earth.
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KARNAGE
AWARD: MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS (26 Aug 2010)
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #61 on: 11/05/2012, 07:05 PM » |
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^Granted
every lawyer and law related show is now gone.
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KARNAGE
AWARD: MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS (26 Aug 2010)
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #62 on: 11/05/2012, 07:13 PM » |
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I wish for a fish
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Syklone
AWARD: THE AI-FONDLER (27 Nov 2010)
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« Reply #63 on: 11/05/2012, 07:16 PM » |
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^Granted
every lawyer and law related show is now gone.
Agh fucker. That leaves religious wankers to keep chaos on earth  |
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DonutKing
AWARDED - MR DEATH INC 2010 - FOR GAYEST PICTURE IN A THREAD
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #64 on: 11/05/2012, 07:22 PM » |
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Granted, but fish A or B?  I wish I was dead. |
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KARNAGE
AWARD: MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS (26 Aug 2010)
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That means I can also think inside the chimney
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« Reply #65 on: 11/05/2012, 07:57 PM » |
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Granted, but Chalice bought your soul; you've been reborn as the form he wants and you must do what he wants
I wish I could think of a question but have it taken by another member
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jazzycat
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« Reply #66 on: 25/05/2012, 07:35 PM » |
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Granted! Your question was "Your place or mine?" and I've taken it away and replaced it with the worst pick-up line ever.
I just wish I could think of the worst pick-up line ever...
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Chalice
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« Reply #67 on: 26/05/2012, 07:27 AM » |
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Granted! you waltz on up and in a silky voice you ask "did it hurt?" they reply with "did what hurt?" ...you raise an eyebrow, look them in the eye and say "Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven, cuz baby..you're an angel".
I wish I had Xray vision.
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Virgil83
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Have you READ the DI Forums!?!
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« Reply #68 on: 26/05/2012, 01:37 PM » |
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Granted, but the x-ray vision only allows you to see through men's clothing, so all day while you walk around in the CBD you're basically seeing naked men but fully clothed women...
I wish Teleporter/Transporter technology had been invented so I didn't have to drive and fly all the damn time...
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jazzycat
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« Reply #69 on: 26/05/2012, 07:34 PM » |
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Granted but due to current Teleporter/Transporter technology resulting in the subjects being turned inside-out and then exploding, you really don't need to drive and fly all the damn time anymore!  I wish I had an iPad. |
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Chalice
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« Reply #70 on: 29/05/2012, 06:04 PM » |
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Granted, your door bell rings and there before you is the postman, in one hand he holds your Ipad box..in the other his electronic signature device, he holds both before you and says "sign here please." You sign and he turns away, you hear the barely mummbled "fukin yuppy" exit his mouth. You shut the door unwrap the Ipad and as it lays before you on the kitchen counter you realize that he's right, you are a yuppy and are inadvertantly supporting Mac's. The epiphany is mind blowing and you begin to hate yourself....weeks go by....you kill yourself from depression and guilt over what you have done and become...nobody mourns you, bcause you deserved to die, in fact..it needed to happen so that its one less weight holding back the PC master race.
I wish I had a fighter jet
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Number One
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I’m only here to drink beer and fuck fat chicks
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« Reply #71 on: 29/05/2012, 06:34 PM » |
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granted: you now have a McDonnell F3H Demon aknowledge as the worst jet fighter ever built, almost a quarter of aircraft being lost because it was so shit..
i wish i never had to shave. ever.
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 before I die I’m gonna suck a dick, and if I like it…Fuck me I’m gonna be pissed off |
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jazzycat
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« Reply #72 on: 26/07/2012, 05:28 PM » |
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Granted, you no longer have ANY HAIR ON YOUR BODY. Including your eye-brows. Damn, you look weird.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Gedismad
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« Reply #73 on: 26/07/2012, 06:47 PM » |
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Granted however in about a year you still havnt fixed your social issues so this means you to into the old cat ladie down the road with 60 cats all named and all kinda cared for until the RSPCA comes and takes them at this put your so crushed and empty on the inside you decide to sell your body to some guys on a ski trip who love ponys
I wish for a solar powered tank with batteries
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jazzycat
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« Reply #74 on: 26/07/2012, 09:51 PM » |
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Granted. But somehow I don't think this was the tank you really wanted...  you decide to sell your body to some guys on a ski trip who love ponys Selling implies they could even afford to pay! HAHAHAHAH!  *pfft!* I wish I had a Tardis! |
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