jazzycat
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« Reply #45 on: 04/05/2012, 06:16 PM » |
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Jazzy is totally a girl dude. on the internet i know. And we all know the Internet is 100% correct!  I wish Dex would give me a sponge bath Granted! Dex gives BiigMacK a spooge sponge-bath. Unfortunately he uses his mother's bodywash from Crabtree & Evelyn so you now smell like a granny's fanny. I wish I had mug of hot coffee. |
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Virgil83
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« Reply #46 on: 04/05/2012, 06:40 PM » |
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I wish I had mug of hot coffee.
Granted, hot coffee you have, but unfortunately after tripping and spilling it upon yourself, while drying out your shirt you accidentally flash Robb, and he stalks you to the ends of the earth for another glimpse at your rack... tragic... I wish there was a Krispy Kreme's next door *drools* |
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Syklone
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« Reply #47 on: 04/05/2012, 08:27 PM » |
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I wish I had mug of hot coffee.
Granted, hot coffee you have, but unfortunately after tripping and spilling it upon yourself, while drying out your shirt you accidentally flash Robb, and he stalks you to the ends of the earth for another glimpse at your rack... tragic... I wish there was a Krispy Kreme's next door *drools* Yes - KAPOW - one now exists next door - however your are forced into slavery to punch the holes in the donuts and make the special fillings for the jam donuts but never be able to eat a donut. I wish all the DI members were just like Chalice ! |
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« Reply #48 on: 04/05/2012, 08:40 PM » |
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Granted, but soon we link up and form megachal, goats around the world tremble in fear...
I wish I had a pet dwarf named zorbo
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Virgil83
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« Reply #49 on: 05/05/2012, 06:31 AM » |
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I wish I had a pet dwarf named zorbo
You can't wish for something you already have! Oh, wait... His name is naf... Okay then, GRANTED... Naf changes his name by deed poll to "zorbo". I wish, I wish, I had a fish... |
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jazzycat
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« Reply #50 on: 11/05/2012, 02:27 PM » |
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I wish, I wish, I had a fish... Granted, you have chosen Option B. Congratulations!  I wish my apartment allowed pets. |
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« Reply #51 on: 11/05/2012, 02:32 PM » |
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granted but you are now a mix between the old cat lady and ace ventura and have all the pets
i wish i had iron man suit
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Syklone
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« Reply #52 on: 11/05/2012, 02:55 PM » |
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granted but you are now a mix between the old cat lady and ace ventura and have all the pets
i wish i had iron man suit
Granted. You are given an almighty iron man suit, less the batteries to operate it. An the key supplied to get you out doesn't work and thus it transforms into a giant chastity belt/suit and denies you the ability to get your end wet for the rest of your life. In short - you're trapped inside a sardine can. |
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Syklone
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« Reply #53 on: 11/05/2012, 02:57 PM » |
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I wish for DI to win all comps it enters this year and cash in on the prizes and score an awesome sponsorship with a great company.
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KARNAGE
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« Reply #54 on: 11/05/2012, 03:20 PM » |
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Granted! but the cash prizes are distributed equally amongst each and every member, excluding you.
I wish mcdonalds would finally release MLP's at my local maccas
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« Reply #55 on: 11/05/2012, 03:35 PM » |
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granted but you are now a mix between the old cat lady and ace ventura and have all the pets AI KEEL YEW!!!  I wish mcdonalds would finally release MLP's at my local maccas Granted! Your local macca's now has MLP Value Meals, made with REAL PONY© instead of beef. Unfortunately, the taste is somewhat bland, and the ingestion of pony-patties causes your intestines and bowels to become impacted.  I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant. |
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KARNAGE
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« Reply #56 on: 11/05/2012, 03:42 PM » |
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Granted, but now all you can eat is dairy products unless you risk some gut-wrenching farts to come after.
I wish I could figure something out to say to this random chick Im talking to
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Virgil83
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« Reply #57 on: 11/05/2012, 04:25 PM » |
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Granted! But the random chick you're talking to turns out to be jazzycat...
I wish I had free fuel for life...
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« Reply #58 on: 11/05/2012, 05:08 PM » |
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granted you have free fuel, but it is the fuel of astronauts being space sticks and you wind up with diabetes and gout.
i wish i lived in neverland with peterpan
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Syklone
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« Reply #59 on: 11/05/2012, 06:39 PM » |
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granted you have free fuel, but it is the fuel of astronauts being space sticks and you wind up with diabetes and gout.
i wish i lived in neverland with peterpan
Granted your balls drop off and penis shrinks to a clit as you sprout a vagina and fairy wings. You are now tinker bells bitch butch sister in Neverland with Peter pan who bends you over from time to time. |
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