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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

18/02/2023, 07:09 PM Damit - join us on Discord https://discord.com/inv... ite/fYqDFYx

29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[sandman_aus]

(umm.... WTF.... You? A baby?)

Granted...but your baby is a Fitter... & I just gave birth to it...

I wish Tony Abbott would be crushed by a piece of falling space junk.

[DonutKing]

welp sandman beat me but I'm going to post this anyway. I guess my wish won't come true now


Granted. The medical industry is stunned as you become one of the first males in the world to not only gestate a foetus, but carry it to term. You give birth to a healthy baby boy. However there are many difficulties during the labour requiring surgery and you rack up a large hospital bill. To top it off your partner thinks you are a freak of nature and leaves you to raise the child yourself. You soon learn what a huge responsibility and cost is involved with raising a child as a single parent. You work hard to provide for your child but there never seems to be enough money to go around. You pull longer and longer hours to make up the shortfall, missing out on important events like his birthday and sports games. With no parental figure in his childhood, and the stigma of being the world's first baby carried by a male, he goes off the rails and becomes sexually confused. Xhe grows up to be a transexual, taking pills to make xhir boobs grow and weiner shrink, eventually becoming an active figurehead for the emerging 'third gender' movement. You cannot handle the shame and disappointment of seeing what was once your son turn into this so you ultimately take your own life, by stabbing yourself in the temple with a soldering iron.


I wish for a nice warm cup of Earl Grey tea right now

[BiigMacK]

Granted. While drinking your nice warm cup of Earl Grey tea you come across a group of die hard Trekkies. Realizing your drinking Earl Grey (the preferred drink of Star Treks Jean Luc Picard) they become uncontrollably aroused and fuck your eyes until you die.

I wish I had a 1965 mustang fastback

[sandman_aus]

Granted.. but its Actually the 1977 Celica look alike, complete with rust air-inlets, Asthmatic 2L 4cyl & arm-strong steering.. oh wait, that was my 1st car..

& WTF, no-one granted my wish! FFS it would be for the benifit of ALL man-kind!
 
I wish Tony Abbott would be crushed by a piece of falling space junk.

[abbadonz]

GRANTED,   Tony abbott Takes a toilet seat to the face from the International space station.  Unfortunately due to his Violent death, hes soul is trapped on earth to finish his business....  Now you have a small Pint glass sized abbott who floats around your head at night like a small annoying jar jar binx!

I Wish I lived in all year round snow!

[wtalent]

Granted, you're now a stripper and your family comes to every show.

I wish someone would give me a nice house and cook for me.

[KARNAGE]

Granted, but the cook is Chalice.

I wish my iPad screen was fixed

[abbadonz]

GRANTED, but its still an apple product -  cant really ruin this "wish"

Wish we were still in the GA ladder




too soon?

[Mummbles]

granted, but we dont make it past the next match loosing 600-0, i wish i found chalice asleep on my coutch naked!

[Dex]

Granted, but you found chalice asleep on your couch naked, spooning anglo.

I wish cowcar would stop pestering me for pictures of me in a zorro costume.

[Syklone]

Granted. And then they do the mission impossible scene and remove the chalice mask to reveal its Julia Gillard, and she is on heat and going to skull fuck you to death with her 12 inch clit.

I wish I had more time....

[Syklone]

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[cowcar]

granted, but then a life-size cut-out of you in a zoro costume surfaces in the house of a semi-literate Perth dweller.

i wish my dong wasnt so big.

(was for dex's one)...

[jazzycat]

Granted, Skylone has more time — in fact he has 33 more hours per day but every single one of them has to be spent browsing the pages of 'Ask Chalice' and cowcar now has a dong that goes all the way from A-Z on a QWERTY keyboard.

I wish I had Robert Downey Jr's phone number...

[KARNAGE]

Granted, Skylone has more time — in fact he has 33 more hours per day but every single one of them has to be spent browsing the pages of 'Ask Chalice' and cowcar now has a dong that goes all the way from A-Z on a QWERTY keyboard.

I wish I had Robert Downey Jr's phone number...

Granted, but he's on more drugs than you can count and wants to have sex with your ear

I wish I had incredibly fast internet