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[jazzycat]

Tuck left, tuck right or.... ambi-tuck? 

[Number One]

what you have to manually tuck?..... mine does it automatically.

[wtalent]

Yeah shows what you know jazzy. It just has a side. Unless you're talking about ridge or camel toe/moose knuckle. 

[sandman_aus]

sooooooooooooooooo confused.....

[Noraa78]

hang over shoulder 

[Chalice]

Hmmm this is a tough one and requires some further info -

*Are you right or left handed?

*If you see a mouse do you A. Scream like a bitch and leap onto a chair or B. stomp that little fucker, skin it and wear it as a trophy necklace?

*In regards to the rhyme - Hom much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  is it  -  A. 1 kg of peeled bark  B. 1 whole log   C. 4 average sized logs   D. who gives a fuck how much the woodchuck can chuck if the little fuck wants wood to chuck even if the woodchuck could or would chuck wood!

* What is the sound of one hand fapping?

* If a tree falls in teh woods does it not make a sound because - A. You have killed everybody in a 5km radius to ensure its stealth like drop or B. You have equipped said tree with air bags to dampen the noise and used your patented chainsaw silencer as a first run test to your silenced chainsaw zombie killer..its time to take that baby to the mall and do a real test run now...attention shoppers, psycho in ailse 5!!!

*In your opinion did - Jack and jill climb up the hill in order to - A. Fetch a pail of water.  B. Have copius amounts of weird and crazy sex culminating in Jill taking a dump on Jacks chest !  or C.  To gain a better vantage point as jack is the trigger man on a .50cal sniper rifle and jill is his spotter...you're goin down little red riding hood!

get back to me!

[Number One]

oh baby the master is back!!!!

[jazzycat]

Right-handed.

C. Is the mouse wearing a small sombrero or maybe an eye-patch?

D. If the woodchuck's family name is Norris...

C. I got nothin'!

D. You win, chief... /bow /grins




...it's also frickin' annoying typing a reply in Safari on an iPhone... =_=

[wtalent]

i think only the first question matters.