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« on: 24/01/2012, 09:22 AM »

Dear Chalice

Why does my wee smell like Uncle Tobys Vita Brits after i eat Uncle Tobys Vita Brits?.

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« Reply #1 on: 24/01/2012, 10:07 AM »

Well Cordlez...I'm glad you asked!

Its a strange one this..I know Dex's smells like Iron man food, but thats after he east Kellogs Nutri Grain...and then fucks an iron man!

Your penis isn't by any chance mimicking a hungry hungry hippo and leaping out and snatching crumbs with its eye is it?  Do you find you seem to have a crumbless groin after eating vita Brits?

Failing that i'd have to say that its just your body processing the food, I imagine that you eat these every day for breakfast?  

What is likely happening is that your body is expelling the previous days breakfast (usually takes 24 hours to expel food thru stool or urine) you are just tying it in with the fact that you've just eaten Vita Britz, its actually yestrdays vita Britz.

OR you could be stripping the fine outer layer quickly in your stomach and you are passing the tiny chemicals etc that make the smell fairly quickly.

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BUT that is unlikely, I'd be watching him and running with the hungry hungry hippo explanation until proven otherwise if I was you, he may get *sniggers*  fat if you dont watch what he eats!

Hope that helps,

Chalice



Note:  The bad thing about this post is I actually visualized a semi erect cock leaping forwards with its eye open and then snatch ing a crumb outof the air and pulling backwards!!!   So...fuckin...wrong Huh?
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« Reply #2 on: 24/01/2012, 07:18 PM »

Who was the guy that did the calander of famous perople with prehensile cocks
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