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« on: 28/11/2011, 04:58 PM »

Well my house was robbed today - much fun!

Did not take much (fortunately not my gaming PC weights a ton) as it has all my baby photos on it. (Jasmine not random babies before you say it)

But I see value now in writing down serial numbers to catch the little fuckers when they take the lite stuff like lap tops and video cameras but leave the $1k DSLR idiots

So now I sit waiting for the cops hoping I wont be too plastered before they arrive.

Ever try to write an itemised list of the misses jewellery collection with values

And bloody identity theft AAAHHHHHHH!
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« Reply #1 on: 28/11/2011, 05:05 PM »

that sucks mate
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« Reply #2 on: 28/11/2011, 05:07 PM »

Shit dude, that sucks. Hope you get your stuff back and those dickheads go to jail.
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« Reply #3 on: 28/11/2011, 06:01 PM »

Fuck, sorry to hear that, hope they get found so you can sue them for 5x what your stuff is worth. (study law, kids!)
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« Reply #4 on: 28/11/2011, 06:14 PM »

no point sueing some one who has nothing anyway
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« Reply #5 on: 28/11/2011, 06:17 PM »

Bugger, that sucks dude..glad no permanent irreplaceables went like photos though Sad

tip -  throw ALL toothbrushes away immediately, most common thing they do when breaking in is too.... well you get it..turf em bud.

Also wash all sheets etc before sleeping on them again.
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« Reply #6 on: 28/11/2011, 06:23 PM »

Chal, way to make it more creepy dude

Maria will not want to wear any of her underwear now that was all over the floor, she will be washing for a week!
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« Reply #7 on: 28/11/2011, 06:31 PM »

sorry to hear that dude, people who steal shit from other people's houses are literally subhuman garbage.

chal's not wrong either. a mate of mine got broken into years ago and they shat on the bedroom floor

too bad you don't live in Texas and didn't catch them in the act, cos you'd legally be allowed to kill them under castle doctrine. Death is better than they deserve Sad
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« Reply #8 on: 28/11/2011, 06:59 PM »

Chal, way to make it more creepy dude

Maria will not want to wear any of her underwear now that was all over the floor, she will be washing for a week!


Sorry..did loss prevention for awhile and this is one of the things we'd recommend if burglary occurs thats all  Wink

I'm with DK..oh the fun to be had if you had of caught em in teh act  Cool
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« Reply #9 on: 28/11/2011, 07:03 PM »

So changing the sheets helps with loss PREVENTION

Will be changing sheets and tooth brushes - already used the tooth brush though - excessive application of beer applied

I think if they had the time for that they would not have missed all the easy to carry items i.e. ipod, DLSR, other Jewellery, etc
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« Reply #10 on: 28/11/2011, 07:06 PM »

No..I used to tell people how to avoid being targeted, simple steps to make your home harder to hit and thus not worth the effort/risk..thus preventing it, in your case..was a tttaaaaddd too late, soz bud Sad

Check cash converters locally etc for your gear..police should but they get lazy, then you can inform them its stolen and they SHOULD have got their id from when they sold it to cashies

Really am sorry for ya though mate, this is a real violation (unlike what happened at the sydney meet with Damit and priscilla) and I hope the craven cunts get whats coming to em.
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« Reply #11 on: 28/11/2011, 07:12 PM »

So I have an electric fence transformer at work, If I electrify the likly entry points will I be in trouble the the screw ball comes back.

Also sujestions for prevention
Alarm
Sceurity shutters
Wooden door and window chocks
electric fences
shot gun trap - prefer not with my daughter now

 
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« Reply #12 on: 28/11/2011, 07:22 PM »

Yep, chock the windows so they'll only open so far, remove any bushes near windows/sides of the house...anything that obscures the view from the street so they feel safe going over the side fence etc...buy a fake house alarm siren and light box and stick it to the front of the house, no need to buy real thing..just the fake box will deter 99% of crooks

  Things like that...shotgun trap sounds good too Smiley

No need for shutters etc..most are useless and the crooks can get around em easy enough...maybe get some martial arts trophies and stick em in plain view of all the windows so its the first thing they see if they look in....maybe create a fake (yeah right) rape dungeon and really freak em out?


p.s. REALLY dont mean to gross you out bud, just trying to make sure they haven't left you surprises but..throw away any opened products in the fridge they could dip or piss in yeah?  Check shampoo/conditioner to see if those lids looked popped off and turf em if there's ANY chance of it...things like that bud.
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« Reply #13 on: 28/11/2011, 07:34 PM »

Bro, u ken pik dem up frum cashies in a week. Kiss

That sucks mate, hope you get it back.
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« Reply #14 on: 28/11/2011, 09:49 PM »

Sorry to hear Carps, good luck in getting back that $8,000 PC you got "given" and don't have any receipts for.
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