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Virgil83
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« Reply #45 on: 09/11/2011, 05:18 PM »

All of those sound quite... awful...

But, you know, I'm curious now... LOL
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« Reply #46 on: 09/11/2011, 05:18 PM »

its quite fun looking at fucked up little dicks
(that aren't my own)
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« Reply #47 on: 09/11/2011, 05:19 PM »

its quite fun looking at fucked up little dicks
(that aren't my own)

The problems with your dick haven't even got a medical name yet, do they? Kiss
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« Reply #48 on: 09/11/2011, 06:38 PM »

Everyday im tran-sexualin'.
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say cheese


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« Reply #49 on: 09/11/2011, 09:45 PM »

now who says I sound like Mam or vice versa (vice, get it??!? u know, like Miami Vice)
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« Reply #50 on: 09/11/2011, 09:56 PM »

Dude? Seriously? You should see a doctor.
You've changed, when you weren't a dad you would have just rolled with it, now you're nesting.

anyone sneezed wile taking a piss?

I did a huge sneeze wile pissing and it hurt like hell, I then saw some blood came out Sad
Respect, i laughed, real or not.
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« Reply #51 on: 10/11/2011, 01:31 PM »

anyone sneezed wile taking a piss?

I did a huge sneeze wile pissing and it hurt like hell, I then saw some blood came out Sad
Respect, i laughed, real or not.

True, when I sneezed my muscles tensed up and I felt a really sharp pain in my dick (stopped me pissing for a sec then it came back with some blood) 

btw it was a sper of the moment thing so no pics
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« Reply #52 on: 10/11/2011, 01:53 PM »

yeah its probably nothing to worry about. You definitely shouldn't trouble a medical professional with a silly little thing like that.
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« Reply #53 on: 10/11/2011, 06:36 PM »

I personally prefer my penises bleeding, so really Holzy you've got a great thing going for you
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« Reply #54 on: 10/11/2011, 06:37 PM »

I personally prefer my penises bleeding...

Geeze, I've heard of ball busters... but what's this?  Kiss
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« Reply #55 on: 11/11/2011, 09:24 AM »

Nothing has changed  Huh?
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« Reply #56 on: 11/11/2011, 12:10 PM »

Nothing has changed  Huh?
nope we are still as fucked in the head as ever, more so even Kiss
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« Reply #57 on: 11/11/2011, 03:11 PM »

now with added MSG and Preservatives
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« Reply #58 on: 14/11/2011, 02:54 PM »

btw. you've all missed the big picture. To be a man one requires BALLS, the penis is just a distraction in front to deter women from getting to our REAL source of man. sure you can make them dinner and serve them abit of man sasuage but the real topper comes in a creamy covering of babybatter man yogurt covering them with the ever lasting taste of MAN and a possible 9 month after bum burn like a good curry. Mammy, I'd lend you mine but I have to be allowed to get mine out of my wifes purse. sorry.
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« Reply #59 on: 14/11/2011, 07:26 PM »

Oh Lordy things just got strange
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