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[Eject]

Dear Wise Chalice, Have you ever swung a goose around by the head till its body detached?

Sincerely,

Peasant

[icejaff]

Yes... Yes he has.

[Sillen]

We wont mention what the gooses beak was wrapped around when Chalice did this, just mention that the act of swallowing down the long goose neck involves a mixture of suction and constricting convulsions.

[Chalice]

Well Eject...I'm glad you asked.

Indeed I have swung my fair share of geese around by their heads.

What very few people actually know is that I was one of the founding members of the G.B.L. or GooseBall League...which is very similiar to Baseball except you also get double points if the body of the goose also goes over the wall.  In 1997 I was known for my famous Gliding Goose shot where I'd be able to hit a home run, detatch the goose body and have it actually snap its wings open mid flight and glide across the wall like a majestic headless albatross....ahh those were the days.

Here's a pic of me in action -




Thanks for allowing me to revisit these memories,


Chal
G.B.L. Hall of Famer

[Sillen]

Nice tan, Chal!

[Chalice]

Got it from all the outdoor training I did prac'ing for this big match, we won btw 12-4 

[Jstar]

cLmao..... So good.

[deadeyetris]

Chal, you are oh so wise, if only i could have at least a slight portion of your great experiences i would be a better man. I think the tan suites you