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cryptochild4
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« on: 15/06/2011, 06:21 PM »

I'm being held hostage,

The girl i am visiting has kidnapped me and is holding me to ransom for $20000 that she expects you guys to pay.

she has already called my work and quit my job so i can't leave.

if her demands are not met she will cut my ears off and send them in the post to you.

please help
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DonutKing
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« Reply #1 on: 15/06/2011, 06:31 PM »

Well the clan normally has a 'ransom kitty' for just these situations.

Unofdrtunately since you didn't donate this year you are not entitled to receive any of its funds Sad
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Damit
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« Reply #2 on: 15/06/2011, 06:37 PM »

sweet im getting some ears in the mail
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cowcar
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« Reply #3 on: 15/06/2011, 06:51 PM »

and seeing as your sunglasses will be useless, can i have them?
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« Reply #4 on: 15/06/2011, 06:59 PM »

got your new eyeware covered.

http://www.revisioneyewear.com/exoshield.html
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« Reply #5 on: 15/06/2011, 08:31 PM »

We can only offer her sexual favors as payment (pending pics - of her).
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Chalice
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« Reply #6 on: 15/06/2011, 08:37 PM »

Cut away love...cut away
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Mummbles
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« Reply #7 on: 15/06/2011, 09:41 PM »

i heard the old deaf guy down the end of my road could use some new ears! lol
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« Reply #8 on: 16/06/2011, 12:49 AM »

i heard the old deaf guy down the end of my road could use some new ears! lol

EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
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« Reply #9 on: 16/06/2011, 06:55 AM »

Good more ears for my collection
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