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[Syklone]

Chalice,

just another easy question,

As you are aware I am moving house soon and have been tasked with cleaning the house up inside and out. While presentation is everything i need to ensure all details are clean, including the windows.

I have looked and am trying to work out whats the best product to buy or use to clean the outside of the house, along with the windows to ensure its not fucked up / streaked.

I have seen and heard people suggest many solutions but which of these works best or would you recommend;

Option 1 (Easiest)
Just leave it and let it rain and mother nature clean the house. This way its safe on the environment and less hassel for me.

Option 2
Go to bunnings and buy a mans tool to do it. A high powered water blaster of some type and then blast the grime away off the windows and allwls

Options 3
Ask next door neighbour to help. I saw how they do it in a natural work wear environment and think its possible.

Here is an example of them doing their place last week;



So should i buy a mans water blaster and get dirty or just leave it for the rain ?

Thanks,

Confused...

[Chalice]

Well Syklone...I'm glad you asked.

Based off that photo...neighbours..the end.  


Chalice
President of nakednanny's.org

[Syklone]

See this is what I like about the "Ask Chalice"

Always good swift and fast efficient advice

[Chalice]

Well Syk....I've decide to answer it again as I cant be seen as giving good advice

SO... on another note, with a Hi pressure hose and squidgy, you can always use it to wash your car etc with too.  And of course nothing is quite as fun as knocking small children off their bikes as they ride past your home.

For even more laughs put a fair content of oil in it and coat the neighbours windows with it, the road for those unexpected drifts, the local cats etc.

For EVEN more laughs put diesel in it, tape a metal rod to the end of the hose, attach match/sparkler/flambo and instant high pressure flame thrower...add small quantity of polystyrene for a slightly sticky napalm like spitter.

FOR EVEN more fun put brake fluid in it and go nuts on the neighbourhood cars.

FOR EVEN MORE FUN...fill it with Oompa Loompa blood and go on a fucking blood spraying rampage at a local high school/church etc....

soz..went a bit far there huh?  


Hope that..umm...helps,

Chalice



Note Kiddies : Home made flamethrowers are bad as they can ignite inside the hose, cause a backflash and blow up the canister holding the fuel, which you're generally wearing, holding or standing next to causing you to lose your fucking face and penis.  So dont play with fire children.

This messgae has been brought to you by the Anti Chalice Association of Australia

[Number One]

but seriously kids, if you want a flamethrower let me know and i can get a pro job sent over its a type-74 flame thrower approx $4.5k i can get one or two from a guy in HK, dont buy the ones from laos or Georgia, they all seem to be remodeled russian ones that have defective tanks, looks like these were the ones stolen out of serbia years ago.

[Carples]

Chal I think the message you should be putting forward is get somebody else to carry the fuel canister and have a long hose, they would be heavy anyway.
As for high pressure washer get an industrial on we had one the size of a mini, ran on 3 phase, kero, and a 2 inch hose. not for small children think unrestrianed hose then add person on the end. It lifted the top layer off concrete and disolved Bricks. windows would be clean but in small pieces though and the rest of the house a big pile of wood pulp (which you could sell to the paper mill)