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DonutKing
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« on: 16/01/2011, 08:48 PM »

Dear chalice;

I am supposed to start work tomorrow at 8AM

however while I have been abesnt-mindedly tottering away on my computer, shitposting and trolling on various internet forums, I have inadvertently consumed more than half a bottle of Jagermeister.

I'd like to avoid a hangover at work, but I don't want to resort to the age old method of sticking my finger down my throat and yacking it up. That shit was expensive and it seems a shame to waste it. Besides, I don't have much of a gag reflex any more, due to, um... personal reasons.

So what are some good ways to avoid feeling like I've been hit by a truck in the morning?
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« Reply #1 on: 17/01/2011, 12:41 AM »

Well Donut...I'm glad you asked.

And this time I'll even do a proper one Smiley

Get some Vitamin B12 and powerade. Drink this before bed...full bottle of powerade for electrolytes
In the morning have some chocolate milk, Iced Coffee etc. Lines the stomach, full of sugar...I will fucking kill a cunt if I dont have chocolate milk in the morning!!

This is a magical combination that will cure the after effects of "party time"

Note: If I was joking i'd say something like lemon and salt..the above actually works and I feel I must share it!!!

p.s. Dont tell anyone I actually did a serious response...could start something I wont like Cheesy


Dont hope that helps..know it will Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: 17/01/2011, 12:50 AM »

well if you already got jagermeister, try this, skip to 3:15 onwards


EDIT: sorry for stealing your thread lord chalice
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« Reply #3 on: 17/01/2011, 12:55 AM »

well if you already got jagermeister, try this, skip to 3:15 onwards


EDIT: sorry for stealing your thread lord chalice

Forgiven as this is my one and only serious response, in fact i'd prefer it if you tore it to shreds Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: 17/01/2011, 05:59 AM »

Damn, wish I'd read this before passing out last night... gonig to be a long day
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« Reply #5 on: 17/01/2011, 09:49 AM »

Damn, wish I'd read this before passing out last night... gonig to be a long day

LOL, suck shit cunt..I mean, poor bastard Kiss

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« Reply #6 on: 17/01/2011, 05:26 PM »

is it me or is that cockroach shuffling to loudly?

Kiss Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: 17/01/2011, 05:37 PM »

Part of my routine is to always drink 2l of water before going to bed. It works wonders.

Over xmas sat down and drank bottle of scotch over a few hours, hit up the 2l of water trick, woke up the next day feeling pretty damn good.
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« Reply #8 on: 17/01/2011, 05:45 PM »

is it me or is that cockroach shuffling to loudly?

Kiss Cheesy

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Part of my routine is to always drink 2l of water before going to bed. It works wonders.

Over xmas sat down and drank bottle of scotch over a few hours, hit up the 2l of water trick, woke up the next day feeling pretty damn good.

2 litres? holy shit how do you sleep at all, won't you be up all night pissing?
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« Reply #9 on: 17/01/2011, 11:46 PM »

yeah i usually try do the same as junkers if i can recommend, fuckload over water before bed is great.

except somewhat futile if your drinking goon like i am currently due to cheapness Kiss
hmm time to try build a still for cheap vodka
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« Reply #10 on: 18/01/2011, 04:44 PM »

Yeah my remedy is just a shit ton of water before bed, I find I don't really end up pissing all night as DK has asked. I guess it's the dehydration from drinking so much. Then orange juice in the morning to start getting myself back on track.

But some times I'm just so smashed I can't even drink water and just pass out in bed, those are the bad days.

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« Reply #11 on: 18/01/2011, 07:50 PM »

i find that throwing up until i split my stomach liner works for me.
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« Reply #12 on: 18/01/2011, 08:00 PM »

i find that throwing up until i split my stomach liner works for me.

funny that seems to be noraa's solution too
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« Reply #13 on: 19/01/2011, 07:27 PM »

I have yet to try this ... but theoretically .. if you never stop drinking and dont sleep ... jug down jagerbomb after jagerbomb .. would it not be impossible to procure a hangover?  Possibly going to try this on the weekend Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: 19/01/2011, 07:43 PM »

I have yet to try this ... but theoretically .. if you never stop drinking and dont sleep ... jug down jagerbomb after jagerbomb .. would it not be impossible to procure a hangover?  Possibly going to try this on the weekend Cheesy

it is called drinking till your sober Cheesy
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