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[Damit]

Dear Chalice

Will the zombie apocalypse be as much fun as the videogames or more?
and if more how?

[Syklone]

better question, whose house we all meeting up at to take em all on ?

[Chalice]

Well Damit...I'm glad you asked!

Zombie Apocolypse and whether it will be fun or not is based off one question, are you a Zombie or survivor?

I personally think Zombie would be ok, infinite stamina, one source of food etc.  But i'd have to run with survivor for that bang factor.

Now first consideration is sexual pleasure (as always) so why not have a zombie sex slave or 10?  Think of it as extreme bondage and you'll be right..just make sure those knots are good and tight and have some fun. Hell if the apocolypse is caused by radiation, why not dip your dick in a puddle or two and end up with 3 cocks and really kick off this party?

where was I?  Oh yeah...zombie apocolypse...I personally find the idea of creative booby traps to be fun, so why not grab a cute little puppy and hang it from a cargo net to lure all the zombies in and then pour brains all over them to watch them eat each other for a change?  There'll be no TV or computer games, you will need to have SOME entertainment or you'll go bonkers.  Maybe keep the winning zombie and make it gladitorial?

Note - good source of brains are the elderly and infirm, so visit a hospital or retirement village,  dont need their kind, they sap resources and cant outrun zombies, thus multiplying the zombie population...tis a new world order ppl, they have to go.


Now as a survivor the initial period will be hard, you will probably have to kill your entire family, neighbours etc.  A lot of survivors will die at this point as they wont have what it takes to kill their loved ones...theyre called the weak and would only be begging for your can of baked beans instead of bashing that 8 yr old child for theirs like you did...hell, you're a survivor aren't you?  Do what it takes...sure you didn't have to backhand his little sister on the way out but fuck it, she'll know not to look at you next time and just hand over the fuckin beans.

The options are endless, so in short, yes the zombie apocolypse will be fun as you dual wield your shotty and katana, killing indiscriminantly...as long as you can kill everyone you love, get rid of the elderly and sick...and give me your beans of course!


Hope that helps...I'm off to keep digging my underground bunker..wont dig itself you know?

Chal

[deadeyetris]

slap the fuck outta that sister!

[Number One]

on a lighter note, i will be your zompocalypse guide.
please ensure your arrival cunnugra army barracks (school of jungle warfare) is prompt and zombie free.
cunnungra barracks is our IFBP (initial fall back position), please ensure you have the following on arrival at reception.
-Water, 3ltr  of water per person per day for at least three days, for drinking and sanitation

-Food, at least a three-day supply of non-perishable food

-Battery-powered or hand crank radio & extra batteries

-Torch and extra batteries

-First aid kit

-Whistle to signal ect.

-Dust mask, to help filter contaminated air and plastic sheeting and duct tape to shelter-in-place

-Moist towelettes, garbage bags and plastic ties for personal sanitation

-Wrench or pliers or multi-tool to turn off/on utilities & mechanical operation

-Can opener for food (if kit contains canned food) or supplies found on route

-Extra Prescription medications and glasses if required (painkillers should be in medical kit)

-Sleeping bag or warm blanket for each person. Consider additional bedding if your in a cold-weather climate.

-Complete change of clothing including a long sleeved shirt, long pants and sturdy shoes. Consider additional clothing if you live in a cold-weather climate.

-Household chlorine bleach and medicine dropper – When diluted nine parts water to one part bleach, bleach can be used as a disinfectant. Or in an emergency, you can use it to treat water by using 16 drops of regular household liquid bleach per 3ltr of water. Do not use scented, color safe or bleaches with added cleaners.

-Matches in a waterproof container

-Mess kits,  food prep utensil. military grade


remember be prepared. I will not wait for corpses.

for further information please contact me or you can access various online resources.

thank you.