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Jstar
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« on: 24/10/2010, 04:10 PM »

Hey Chalice, I was curious, how did you and Norton meet, and what was he doing before you?
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« Reply #1 on: 24/10/2010, 05:04 PM »

Hey Jstar, I thought I'd give you my perspective on the story before you hear chalice's. Btw I don't know if every detail in mine is correct but you get the gist of things.

Once upon a time, Norton roamed the internet and helped to protect the people of earth from the deadly computer virus. Yet their was one thing that Nortons creators forgot to realize, Norton was attracted to swim suit models. Then one day a man by the name of donutking created a photo, a photo that once revealed to the world, would shock everyone.

[img ]http://www.gofindityourself.com[ /img ]

Also if you chuck it into a fire, the words appear:

"One Picture to rule them all, One Picture to find them,
One Picture to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Brisbane where the Shadows lie."

A few weeks later, while Norton was surfing the internet, he stumbled upon a site named "Death Inc". He pondered for a while until he reached the conclusion that some of the members of this site may be plotting to overthrow the "ranga"...... I mean government. However this would soon prove to be his downfall.

Slowly Norton trawled through the forums, often having to cover his eyes by the horrid material he found. But then out of the blue he stumbled upon the photo of chalice. Thinking that chalice was a woman he sent chalice a pm, there were soon many exchanges and like all online relationships, they eventually decide to meet each other in real life.

They didn't decide to have coffee together instead they got a DARE ice coffee. However the coffee moment still happened *shock* *horror*. Chalice turned out to be a man and used his telepathic abilities to take control of Norton's mind.

Now Norton lives happily ever after while being controlled by Chalice and having to serve him.


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Chalice
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« Reply #2 on: 26/10/2010, 05:24 PM »

You know what...fo rthe first time EVER..I'll run with what Lemur said..it is strangely accurate, I told you to get the cameras out of my house btw.

I will add a couple of things however -

After the coffee we went back to my place where I violated Norton with a gimp ball and chocolate.

Norton then went on to become one of the most perverted and disturbed creatures ever known to man.

and finally...lemur..you still owe Norton $25 for the last session you had with him...dont make him get out the spikey strap on.

p.s. +1 Love your work lemur PDT_Armataz_01_34
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Moose
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« Reply #3 on: 26/10/2010, 08:34 PM »

had a worrying thought that lemur might be related to chal
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Chalice
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« Reply #4 on: 27/10/2010, 06:25 AM »

Once you go Norton.....things change forever
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