Hi Magic... I'm glad you asked.
In 502BC there was a farmer named Yusaf Paul skinny low fat high calcium Milko...
Now Yusaf had once been married with two young boys, sadly the wife caught him with a chicken on the end of his knob and left him, taking the boys with her.
As she left Yusaf swore that he would one day be rich and famous...the wife just scoffed and left.
Several years went by and Yusaf grew lonlier and lonlier until finally he couldn't take it anymore and went out to his pasture, pulled down his pants and got stuck into Betty.
When he finished Yusaf was relieved, in fact he was happy as fuck as betty was the best screw he'd ever had, he couldn't resist and went out to her daily...now this is where the translation issue has kicked in..They were actually called DAILY cows...not DAIRY cows as men had intercourse with them daily.
As time went on Yusaf and Betty tried experimenting and on one fine morning Yusaf was fisting Betty and tried sucking on her tits (he'd tried everywhere else by then FYI) and BAM...Milk.
It tasted so delicious that Yusaf invited his friends Pura & Fysical to try..they soon went into buisness bottling this god nectar and promoting it as being able to increase your labido and as time went by became the lovely substance we now enjoy in our coffee and on our cereal.
Another interesting fact to note is that it wasn't until the year 1476 AD that they discovered you didn't actually have to fist the cow to get the milk
Hope that helps,
Yusaf..I mean Chalice
p.s. Another theory is that the first milk producing cow knew Kung Fu and shot milk at its enemies
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