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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[ENGAGE]

There is only one way to survive, and that's in a four man wolf pack.

[Damit]

What type of zombies we talking about here
Shaun of the dead or 28 days later

[Psych0Kyller]

What type of zombies we talking about here
Shaun of the dead or 28 days later

i was going with resident evil zombies but shawn of the dead ones would make it like a fun-apocalypse

[Damit]

thats why i asked as a zombie apocalypse with Shawn of the dead style zombies would be s fun and less scary as well you could out pace all of them by walking normally

[Syklone]

I would find myself a nice twin mast yatch. Pack it with some fuel, food, water etc. And sail out to some blue yonder with the family. Do some fishing, watch the shore line with some powerful binoculars and check to make sure any fucker tries to come my way gets eaten by sharks and other nasties.

And to encourage the sharks, throw a few dead fish and guts over board now and then. If a zombie does some how come my way - carry a shot gun (cut down cause your on a boat, thats right I am on a boat mother fucker, we're on a boat - sing with, I am on a boat..... err sorry off track)

Ahem - shot gun - cause on a boat its all up close and personal and maybe a rifle of some type. Spear guns and flares can be handy / neat to have around.

Alternatively I would find a nice field some where and place heaps of land mines, then find some sorry ass politician - Conroy preferred - and then grab a bunch of zombies and put numbers on each one. Then play bingo.

Thats right bitches I would play zombie bingo. For each zombie that goes and tries to get Conroy and hits a land mine - I would mark its number off on my bingo card. If I ever made it to bingo, I would let Conroy make it to round 2. If a zombie made it to Conroy, well thats just shit out of luck for him.

Then we would move on to round two, where we then upgrade the game from Bingo to Catch n Kiss - where I would strap Conroy to radio controlled vehicle with his naked ass in the air and I would drive it around the field (yes there may be some land mines left from the previous game) and the zombie that catches up with the vehicle can kiss and eat out Conroys ass. If again no zobies make it to Conroy and hit the land mines, well thats just crap cause I would just get bored and walk away by then....

But thats my plan so far... still working on game 3.

[JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE]

i would either..
1. attach my self to a male-hero figure and play the damsel in distress to the best of my ability
or
2. run around screaming and be among the first to die

[Carples]

Apocalypse, no it would be the solution to our problems

Human evolution, many troublesome illnesses would be eliminated i.e. Asthma, Obesity, Dementia, myopia, old age as the people suffering from these terrible afflictions would be quickly eliminated, thus ensuring a healthier human population that is super fast, smart, and doesn't get old.

Health insurance would be cheaper, cause if there is something wrong with you see above.
Global warming, Zombies like to eat people but can survive seeming indefinitely without eating them and still run for miles chasing bedraggled people so imagine what 100's of them could do  on a treadmill (see Oliver) connected to a generator with a single human overseer to chase or maybe a dirty sock if they work on smell.

Transport, imagine a 100ZP charger, no smelly exhaust or annoying flat batteries, just inexhaustible zombie power

But should my Zombietopia not come to pass I might do the following.
Dress up like zombie, make up and all
Do the Zombie shuffle to the golf course and play a round every morning (see ZombieLand)
Stop off at the shop and loot some food from the super market
Followed by the bottle-O for booze.
Then off to take advantage of any young nubile Zombies I find wandering around by giving them free booze. Cause face it a Zombie is too stupid to figure out it does not need id to get booze any more. Missionary is out though