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Author Topic: Damit could ask you, so i thought i would  (Read 2154 times)
BoHiCa
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« on: 06/12/2009, 05:10 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: 06/12/2009, 10:29 PM »

Well Bohica..I'm glad you asked,

There are 2 explanations for this...

1. All women lie in an attempt to not hurt their partners feelings as (for a woman at least ) Its not all about the sex to them...its also about how much cash you make and their weekly shoe allowance...oh yeah, they also love you. BTW...i'm such a S.N.A.G. huh?

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2. In 1992 in the supreme court,  the famous case of Larry Lollypopkins vs Club X was heard and set a precedent...according to court transcripts Larry Lollypopkins representing Oompa Loompas all across the world made a claim that due to the fact that 90% of Dildo's are made in bright colors and not flesh resembling and that Oompa Loompa penises are, like them uniform in nature and an exact 4inches and bright in color...that these particular dildo's specifically target and factually represent the male Oompa Loompa genitalia and that as such it opened the humble Oompa Loompa up to nasty jokes and took away the element of surprise upon a woman taking home an Oompa Loompa in order to have sexual Intercourse with him and wondering how big his Doompety Doo was.

The Judge sided with Larry Lollypopkins of the Oompa Loompas and found that 4inch Dildo's were biased against our Oompa Loompa brethren and ordered that all 4inch Dildo's be destroyed and forever banned.

Unfortunately this ended poorly for the Oompa Loompas, due to the fact that they could now have rampant sex with drunk women who didn't know that they were challenged in the trunk department. In 2002 a wave STD's resulting from their new found sexual activity nearly wiped the Oompa Loompa's from the face of the planet forcing them to take refuge in a fucked up chocolate factory once more.

Hope that helps,

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« Reply #2 on: 07/12/2009, 06:39 AM »

+1 for the cool story Chal, but as we all know, its misleading as 4-inch dildos are most certainly available:


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« Reply #3 on: 07/12/2009, 06:48 AM »

LOL Damit Deluxe.
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« Reply #4 on: 07/12/2009, 08:50 AM »

Ohhhh, now it all makes sense... I heard a rumour that Damit was doing some modelling... NOW I realise what they meant...

An exact likeness, hey Damit?  Kiss
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« Reply #5 on: 07/12/2009, 01:57 PM »

the colour certainly matches.
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« Reply #6 on: 07/12/2009, 02:02 PM »

Yes and no Dex, in Damit's case the balls are a much darker shade of blue... major, major case of Blue Balls, young Damit has... LOL

And the purple, well, that's just bruising from how often he bats it around *nods*
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« Reply #7 on: 07/12/2009, 02:08 PM »

The Oompa Loompa's aren't going to be happy about this Damit...and you dont want a pissed off Oompa Loompa on your hands.

You've been warned...Tiny!!!  :laugh2:
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« Reply #8 on: 07/12/2009, 05:01 PM »

Yea, take that Damit (aka Justin = Just in)
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« Reply #9 on: 07/12/2009, 10:00 PM »

LOL Smiddi +1
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« Reply #10 on: 08/12/2009, 06:15 PM »


From a serious female perspective, i dont think size really does matter, but on the flip side who wants to look at a little willy. Its all about visual stimulation, This is why I insist on Noraa leaving the lights out.
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« Reply #11 on: 08/12/2009, 06:22 PM »


From a serious female perspective, i dont think size really does matter, but on the flip side who wants to look at a little willy. Its all about visual stimulation, This is why I insist on Noraa leaving the lights out.

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« Reply #12 on: 08/12/2009, 06:34 PM »

oh it's on................
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