Chal Gets Arested after driving a Truck

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[Damit]

http://jalopnik.com/5366788/dutchman-flips-tractor-trailer-while-masturbating-doesnt-stop

A high-on-drugs Dutch trucker en route to Gothenburg, Sweden, was masturbating while driving and lost control, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic. While in the wreckage, he kept masturbating. Under police interrogation, he kept masturbating. That's determination.

The man admitted at the scene to have been pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control. That accident, which closed down one direction of traffic and shut off a lane traveling the other, didn't deter him from completing the task at hand, so he kept at it while police responded to the scene. When in custody and under interrogation, the man continued his salacious sexy time in the presence of officers.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Chalice]

So...I was thiiissss close.

The moral of this story is - To always finish with a happy ending

[DonutKing]

LOL

I used to work at a hospital and there was a story doing the rounds about a bloke who had been out clubbing and took something (don't know what, maybe ice?), and ended up getting taken to hospital. In the  emergency ward he got so aggro that it took 3 guards to restrain him and chuck him in the safe room, which is basically a room with a bed and nothing else, and the door has a one way mirror so doctors can look in and he can't see out. Once he was in there he dropped his dacks and started beating off, and kept going FOR OVER 6 HOURS. He was eventually sedated.

I reckon you'd be blowing air by then... and probably have a nasty chafe as well

[Chalice]

Yeah..it was a good night that..the staff at the hospital were suprisingly friendly...though the service wasn't too good as I remember it, nobody asked if they could lend a hand

[MOSH]

I applaud your effort Chal!

[bageled]

damn, 6 hours, in a room on his own, you;d think they would have slipped a playboy under the door out of pity.

[DonutKing]

or maybe some vaseline, at least

[bageled]

or dankerub for a laugh

[Chalice]

Yeah I prefer Tiger Balm for that extra zing in my thing

[DonutKing]

No way, tiger balm hurts like hell if you get it on your sack

... uh, not that I would know, some other guy told me that

[KARNAGE]

i bet they'd rather give him vicks vaporub to continue