anglomanii's application and the the deflowering of Bohica

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[YosimeteSam]

ROFL..change the post title to "anglomanii's application and the deflowering of Bohica"

Just for you Chal....... check out the title

[Virgil83]

Welcome to Death Inc...

Like many have said above, I don't think you'll have any problems fitting in here

[Chalice]

Hehehe god we're evil +1 Sammy for makin my day

[Number One]

oh guys (sob!) your all just too kind(sob)..... i'd like to accept this golden gerbil on behalf of all the lost souls yet to be claimed by the demonic sadist legion that is Death Inc!....and i'd like to thank Noraa's mum, because she's a much better shag then BoHica!.
oh and now that i know how much you boys love to shove pointy things in backs, i shall make a special point of smiling when i look over my shoulder.

i can see there shall be some very very good stories and drinking games to come out of this.

[Chalice]

ROFL...Golden Gerbil *tears* so....funny LOL LOL LOL

Theres another +1

[YosimeteSam]

Hehehe god we're evil +1 Sammy for makin my day

Nps man...Now hurry up and sell that bloody house!

ROFL...Golden Gerbil *tears* so....funny LOL LOL LOL

Theres another +1

Nothing like a gerbal taped up with 200mph tape.... * evil laugh *

[Number One]

tape is good yes, but you should always apply a liberal coating a lard, just to make sure the little guy keeps warm, and to stop rough edges snagging.....
oh and always remember tape your gerbils head to toe and your guinea pigs toe to top, (its easier to insert the gerbil and gives you a better grip on the guinea pig.....


um i think i just crossed one of my own lines there....................

OMG what are you people DOING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Crazy:

[Chalice]

HEHEHEHE Welcome to the madness...and thank you for the tips...ummm could you tell me the easiest way to extract them...seems to be *uugghhhh*...Stuck?

[Number One]

ahh i see you have not been exercising your pelvic floor muscles....
ok so the quick and easy way to extract a wayward gerbil its to take one car battery a pair of jumper leads and apply to your testicles liberally, this makes for a very expedient evacuation of the gerbil. but be careful because the little guy shoots out so fast that last time i killed the cat i had rolled up in duct tape. and remember only apply to your nipples when in the company of people you know, cause otherwise its just weird........